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Original poster

To think if you' re going to send a penis pic...

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MrsMagnificent · 15/02/2014 15:18

Send it to the correct person??

Sat down with my cup of tea and opened up a message and was confronted with an image of my ex work colleagues penis. I am assuming it was meant for his girlfriend given the message that went with.

Is it too much to ask that if you are going to whip your penis out and snap a photo that you take the time and care to make sure you don't send it to an unsuspecting female by mistake?

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WorraLiberty · 15/02/2014 15:53

X posted with dementedma! Grin

anothernumberone · 15/02/2014 15:54

The only penis pic I received was from an ex. He drew a court jester around it and well the court jester had a very large nose. He emailed it though. It was actually a very creative drawing. OP you are not being unreasonable you need to know your audience with penis pics.

Frusso · 15/02/2014 15:54

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MrsMagnificent · 15/02/2014 15:54

Maybe I should send the link to this thread. He can see how many have benefited from his penis pic err

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Nomama · 15/02/2014 15:55

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!

Some of you are REALLY cruel (Worra, you know I mean you Smile)

Bless his cotton sockses, he must be dying inside.... silly bugger.

Lambzig · 15/02/2014 15:55

Oh my goodness, the poor man (and you for receiving it). What a pity he is an ex-colleague and doesn't have to face you Monday morning.

Puzzledandpissedoff · 15/02/2014 15:56

Well of course you could always just say you've posted it here - tell them we're voting on it. Come to think of it a link would be great, then we really could vote!!!

Kormachameleon · 15/02/2014 15:57

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Wantsunshine · 15/02/2014 15:57

Poor guy I bet he is cringing so badly.

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MrsMagnificent · 15/02/2014 15:57

Ooooh or pretend I'm in love with him and have taken his penis pic as conformation of his love for me Grin

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dementedma · 15/02/2014 15:58

Yes...we want a link!

NorbertDentressangle · 15/02/2014 15:59

You say it was a work colleague?

Could you text back something along the lines that you forwarded it to the head of HR/senior management ? Or is that too evil?

WorraLiberty · 15/02/2014 16:00

Yes!! Send him a link to this thread and tell him he must join Mumsnet as penance Grin

Ok, perhaps Nomama has a point and I really am far too cruel Grin

It's not like he killed anyone...

Mishmashfamily · 15/02/2014 16:00

Ha ha ha I loved the ' just send a mark out of ten'

Joysmum · 15/02/2014 16:01

I would say your gran opened it, couldn't work out what it was so passed it to a child with better eyesight who screamed and dropped the phone and ran out the room. However, on reflection you all agree he should have taken more effort and tied a red bow around it before sending Grin

ISeeYouShiverWithAntici · 15/02/2014 16:03

I am a very cynical perspon. Heres how it's going in my mind

man sends cock shot 'by accident'
Woman responds in way that allows man to know how to proceed
man apologises
Woman accepts apology
man continues to text, extending conversation
woman replies
man becomes flirty

had woman responded angrily man had cover story and apology ready. Had woman responded jokily man has escalation of chat ready.

I will be interested to see what happens next. Will he bow cease communication or will he find reasons to carry on talking.

Told you i was cynical Grin

NorbertDentressangle · 15/02/2014 16:06

Tell him that you were with a friend who is doctor/nurse/STD clinic nurse when you opened the text and that they wouldn't go into detail because of confidentiality but they strongly recommend that he see his GP asap. Grin

Fairylea · 15/02/2014 16:13

If isee is correct maybe he's going through his phonebook sending it to everyone.... can think of better conversation starters though!!

Puzzledandpissedoff · 15/02/2014 16:14

Oh now that's perfect, Norbert ... evil, but perfect!!!!

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MrsMagnificent · 15/02/2014 16:15

His girlfriend just rang me in hysterics (used to work with her too)

He sent her a message telling her what happened and she is going to respond...

"Yes, she told me you would say that"

When he undoubtedly texts me back I am to respond with:-

"She has the right to know the truth"

I think after that the poor lad will have suffered sufficiently and will refrain from whipping his penis out for a quick photo shoot in future.

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MrsMagnificent · 15/02/2014 16:17

ISee It was definitely a mistake.

Got to say, didn't take him for the sort haha.

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ISeeYouShiverWithAntici · 15/02/2014 16:18

Oh, so you're teaming up to torture him for a bit? Grin
Jolly good show.

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MrsMagnificent · 15/02/2014 16:20

We're evil I know. But I will for the rest of my life have his excited penis etched on my brain. I think a little suffering is in order. Grin

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ISeeYouShiverWithAntici · 15/02/2014 16:21

Grin fairylea. Can you imagine?

Never in my life has anyone ever sent me a cock shot. I did once have someone slap me across the face with theirs though
Hmm

LetsFaceTheMusicAndDance · 15/02/2014 16:23

Tell him you've printed it off and put it on the staff room notice board with the caption NAME says hi and he's missing you all.

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