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Original poster

To think if you' re going to send a penis pic...

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MrsMagnificent · 15/02/2014 15:18

Send it to the correct person??

Sat down with my cup of tea and opened up a message and was confronted with an image of my ex work colleagues penis. I am assuming it was meant for his girlfriend given the message that went with.

Is it too much to ask that if you are going to whip your penis out and snap a photo that you take the time and care to make sure you don't send it to an unsuspecting female by mistake?

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MrsMagnificent · 15/02/2014 15:29
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CSIJanner · 15/02/2014 15:30

"Glad to see the cock rot has cleared up nicely"

But then I've had 2hours sleep and feel like sandpaper off a gorillas arse, so that might be a tad bitchy/troublemaking...

Love Worras suggestion Grin

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MrsMagnificent · 15/02/2014 15:30

Eugh some of the images. I am scarred for life. What about a wotsit?

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WorraLiberty · 15/02/2014 15:31

If he's into lady boys, I take no responsibility Grin

WorraLiberty · 15/02/2014 15:32

Yes a wotsit is perfect! Grin

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MrsMagnificent · 15/02/2014 15:32

Have suitably tiny penis pic ready to send with "mine's is bigger"

Hit send?

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MrsMagnificent · 15/02/2014 15:33

Wotsit or penis pic?

Vote Grin

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WorraLiberty · 15/02/2014 15:33

Or send him this Niknak Grin

ItitwrongtofancyHarryStyles · 15/02/2014 15:35

TP deffo

MollyMakesMeWantToDance · 15/02/2014 15:35

^^ The perfect NikNak!!!! :D

BlueSkySunnyDay · 15/02/2014 15:35

I'd say "Valentines day was yesterday, but thanks for the thought"

Gruntfuttock · 15/02/2014 15:36

Send him this link to "That don't impress me much" Shania Twain

pumpkinsweetie · 15/02/2014 15:37

Grin send a picture of a cucumber back so he can compare

RachelHRD · 15/02/2014 15:38

'Put it away....It's not big and it's not clever'!!

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MrsMagnificent · 15/02/2014 15:39

I have sent the NikNak with the message "My NikNak is bigger than yours..."

Now to wait for the response...

I will update in due course Grin

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mummymeister · 15/02/2014 15:40

"ahh it looks just like a penis, only smaller"

WorraLiberty · 15/02/2014 15:40

"Just because you think you have a big dick, doesn't mean you have to act like one" Grin

OneHolyCow · 15/02/2014 15:45

What did the message say?

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MrsMagnificent · 15/02/2014 15:46

Ahaha I have received a response...

"Holy mother of all things shit. I sent you a picture of my penis?!?! I have quite literally never in this life wanted to curl up and die quite as much as I do right now, what are the chances of you obliterating this from your memory?"

and then a further

"P.S it was NOT meant for you, I am so sorry."

Right my dears, should I be nice or should I make him suffer a wee bit? I have a poorly kid who's been sleeping on and off most of the day and have plenty time on my hands Grin

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OneHolyCow · 15/02/2014 15:46

crosspost....
Liking the NikNak!

OneHolyCow · 15/02/2014 15:47

nah... suffering is way more fun!

SarahJessicaFarter · 15/02/2014 15:49

Wow, he had some balls (phanarr) to actually reply!

dementedma · 15/02/2014 15:51

Make him suffer...say you can erase it from your memory but unfortunately not from your twitter feed or Facebook page..

WorraLiberty · 15/02/2014 15:53

Dear (insert name)

Thanks for your apology, it means a lot to me.

Having calmed down a bit, I now realise you didn't send it to me on purpose. Accidents happen and I should have realised that.

It seems I acted in haste and if there is any way I can have it removed from Twitter and Youtube, please let me know.

Thanks

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MrsMagnificent · 15/02/2014 15:53

I just got another message...

"I am mortified, are you pissed?"

How about a response of...

"I ordinarily wouldn't have bothered as it's obviously a mistake however, it was my poor Gran that opened the message. She is a very strict catholic and she is now presuming that her Granddaughter who has already brought shame on the family by being divorced is now living in sin too. I think it's her you really ought to apologise too."

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