To think that if you're going to break wind, do it in private?

[ICameOnTheJitney]

I know you're going to say AIBU...some of you will act outraged that I don't think it's "normal" to fart in front of your oh. But think it's disgusting.

Dh's STINK and I have lost count of the times I have asked him to do it in another room...he never frigging does.

I'm in the dining room on the comp. he's in the sitting room watchingrtv...he came in, made a drink, farted and left! I told him off
WHY????? DOES HE DO THIS???

It's ranker than rank! I think people should do it in the toilet because it's related to shitting...in fact it is the brother of shitting....a fart is the SOUL of a shit expired prior to the actual shit....and they all belong in the TOILET AIBU???

yabu. farts are funny. nuff said

Yeah you are

Fart where ever you like.

I fart in front of friends and family.

We laugh at farts in this house.

Don't you MIND smelling someone's shit while you are just chilling out? do you enjoy it? It massively upsets me.

I wouldn't expect people to run to the loo to fart.

Also....how much is normal? DH does it about 3 times an hour.

Farts dont smell like shit

My boyfriend sometimes physically spreads his arse cheeks to fart now that is rank.

no YABU
FFS - you don't think it's normal to fart in front of your OTHER HALF?????????????
are you high??????????

"Wherever you may be, let your wind go free.
in church or chapel let it rattle"

They smell AKIN to shit SP

You keep count?

Nickel but it disgusts me! I find it so gross...I can't help that...do you all just sit there...sniffing up the gases from your family's bowels with smiles on your faces?

gamer I don't actually count no...but I suffer enough that I notice.

YABU.
I'm not quite of the wherever you may be let your wind fly free persuasion but with someone you are that intimate with it really is nothing.

I agree OP.

I think it's quite discourteous frankly.

The soul of a shit! Haha!

If it happens it happens. It's a normal bodily function.

However, if it is being used as a chemical weapon, being stored until it reaches mustard gas acidity before being released then no, that is not acceptable.

I have to admit I'm going to use the soul of a shit irl the first chance I get

It's not being used as a weapon....but it's bad! And I don't think I should have to share in it. ALl this talk of it being a normal function annoys me! Who decided they were acceptable! I don;t think they are...I think they're horrible. They come out of the ARSE! I don't want that near my nose!

Oh ok. Just realised who the OP is. Finds all kinds of things offensive. Including my kids. Time to bow out I think.

yabu
normal bodily function. and it's his home, too.

Soul of a Shit tell me that's not a spirit.

It's rude to walk in a room and fart and then leave

Oh get a grip OP or TIC feed your bloke a bit better so he's not so gassy /TIC