TidyDancer's bridezilla thread part 4

[TidyDancer]

Ready for later! :)

Feet up, and anytime you like OP.....

Strictly speaking I didn't share it, Mindyourown. It was dp's, so he shared it.

Did Tidy give an ETA on when she'd be back?

Gah! I've just scrolled through that lot for nuffink. Anyone know what time OP was meeting HunFriend. Seems like there's a lot of chatting going on! I was expecting surreptitious MNing from the ladies loo!!

She did say that she wouldn't be too late because they (TidyDancerFamily) have an early start tomorrow, because they're going out somewhere.

Marking my

muses: I wonder if Hunfriend is a professional hun who has declined last minute request to bake Glue leaving sylvanian bride even stucker...

Ah alright - I'll let you off in that case. Yes that's another rule in our house - any Peppermint Aero that comes through our door instantly becomes mine by default - Mine , all mine I tell you get your sticky mitts off

I actually need chocolate now , or an UPDATE

Tiny I hope you're not getting pissed now while all us saddos lot are staying in on a Friday night of all nights just to get the live update.

Well this is nice. More anyone?

I'm home! And a little bit tipsy, but with it enough to update!

In summation, hunfriend has been asked by gluezilla if she is available to help on the day. Had to practically hold in the snorts of laughter! Apparently, gluezilla has been badly let down at the last minute (wonder who by....?) and is desperate for help. Hunfriend simply laughed and suggested she call a wedding planner, as hunfriend will be in Paris. Luckily Paris had been booked before so she really did have a legitimate excuse! She is as crap a liar as I am!

A few messages were exchanged between the two of them, during which gluezilla uttered the immortal words "why doesn't anyone want to help me?!" She is very upset apparently.

Still can't believe gluezilla has forced over 3000 posts! Something tells me she'd be proud!

Omg, Tidy, that is pure gold.

Badly let down at the last minute! Hilarious!

At least she isn't saying who has committed this heinous crime against the wedding of the century.

Did you say she had asked you too?

We should have given Tidy a curfew of 9pm.

I hope she's not been abducted and locked in the hall with a load of streamers and sticky back plastic. In fact Hunzilla and Gluezilla could be one and the same - this could be a set up.

that'd hilarious - hope you had a good laugh about gluezilla!

Hahahahahaha gaga

DOes the friend you went out with know what has gone on with you?

GlueZilla is still talking bollocks isn't she? You can only be let down if someone said they would do something in the first place!!

I really cannot believe this (well, I can, sadly...!!) How can anyone be so oblivious to normal human interaction..???

Tidy, have a piece of - it's the least you deserve..!!!!

Brilliant update, Tidy! This thread definitely could be a mini series yet. I wonder why does nobody want to help poor old Gluezilla. After all, they got save the date cards.

OMG I cannot get over what a tool Gluezilla is! Badly let down my arse.

What did Hunfriend make of what had gone down between you and Gluezilla?

Gah I want to find you, steal your phone and text/phone Gluezilla some home truths. I would then give your phone back.

Hunfriend knows everything now. She didn't before. She sent me a text message to say she'd got home okay and said "I don't know what's gotten into her, she used to be normal!".

Thank you tidy I'm on a train - a little bit tipsy too - so very pleased that I have the update and won't be screaming at the Ipad as i lose signal going through tunnels

she really hasn't got a clue has she?