I have been chuckling away to this thread series for days. The other night there was a shit programme on (well it is Canada - hurrumph) and in it someone was getting married and they said the rhyme 'something old something new, something borrowed something ...' and i shouted GLUE at which point i laughed like a drain and DH seriously considered leaving me.
Another random thought which popped into my head was Tidy now needs to start every conversation with Gluezilla with the salutation 'UHU'. 
I'm very sad i know. Oh and Horry i was disappointed that in your catch up you failed to mention that i picked up Zammos ice cream once in Croydon. Tsk tsk - jealousy is not becoming on anyone you know. ;)