TidyDancer's bridezilla thread part 4

[TidyDancer]

Ready for later! :)

Shit. A 4th thread. I've been away for a day at a wedding.

I wonder if the main course at the Wedding Breakfast ought to be hunn-ie roast Rhino...

Hello all, I'm home! And in tears of laughter at the songs/poetry!

Nothing more to report for the day I'm afraid!

What was hunfriend's response to finding out you were the terrible person who had let Gluezilla down?

Shameless place marking!

Am I right in thinking gluezilla is a doctor? Heaven help her patients!

Gluezilla's a doctor? What the hell?

Actually can't believe her! "Why doesn't anyone want to help me?" Ummm... because you're a cowbag and a selfish bitch, maybe? Hth.

Everytime I look at my daughters Sylvanians I think "Glue" :)

Sure I remember Tidy saying she was a published medical professional - I took that to mean doctor??

Is Tidy the terrible person who let Gluezie down, though?

Or perhaps someone else did, just before she mentioned decorating for the first time? Hence her (odd?) last-minute request for help to Tidy? And then to anyone/everyone else?

I've followed this thread from the beginning and just when I think that's it, Gluezilla strikes again with another classic - love it!

Mmm, meditrina, but in spite of telling everyone else that she's been let down over decorating when she's trying to get their help/support that's not something she said to Tidy when asking her to help - which suggests she sees Tidy as the down-letter.

So pleased glue... Is a medical person. As I m attending a wedding next week and the bride is currently a little bit loopy !!! But perfectly normal compared to these ...

Weeping at "I GLUE"

Do you Gluezilla take Gluegroom to be your lawfully wedded husband and promise to stick together until death do you part ?

MrsKoala this "something borrowed something ...' and i shouted GLUE at which point i laughed like a drain and DH seriously considered leaving me." made me laugh like another drain.

And, "badly let down"! Assuming she means Tidy, that's quite a little rewrite of history the bride has done.

Gluezilla isn't a doctor. It's more on the research side of things.

Hunfriend and I agreed that it probably was me that had let gluezilla down (haha) but that we couldn't be sure she wasn't referring to a collective let down from others. May not know for a while until I see others whether they were also approached to help. She was shocked she hadn't been the only one though.

Thank god she's not a doctor.

Maybe she can do more research on the effects of sniffing glue.

Is your friend also a decorator? Or is she just asking anyone she knows who isn't invited to the wedding?

She just sounds more and more ridiculous!

Does anyone feel a bit sorry for Gluegroom? I would be having second thoughts if I were him.

Tidy, I know you don't want to give us the date of the gluewedding but could you give a rough indication, if its like in the next month or so? If its more than a month, I can see you having to start many more threads.

from an earlier tidy post I was left under the impression its this weekend (though possibly next weekend).

MrsKoala that made me piss myself laughing too. How good is "something old, something new, something borrowed and something glue" !?

Great stuff!

I assumed The Glue Wedding was today. I hadn't banked on another another week of the gluey saga. Tidy you will let us know when it's all over and we can come out from behind the sofa won't you?

Do you think this photo was GZ's inspiration?

There's enough material here to produce "Glue" the musical

Next weekend is a bank holiday in England (not Scotland) so it's a prime time for weddings. Tidy at one point said it was August and there's only one August weekend left...