TidyDancer's bridezilla thread part 4

[TidyDancer]

Ready for later! :)

pumpkin

I GLUE ! yes!

[highfive!]

These four threads show MN at it's best.

I know Rusty, she should be known as Rhinozilla as her hides thicker than. rhinos

Instead of keeping a low profile to Thse not invited, she expects them to help her, so the experience will be wonderful for those she invited. Talk about treating people like shit, screwing them over an wanting them to help her after all that .

Tidy she is no friend, true friends just don't do that. Rhinozilla should be her name

Gluezilla is hilarious, a big medical person who is as thick as mince and doesn't get why people her friends won't come and help.

I can see a Charity Organization called "Uninviteds Anonymous" forming soon.
It would aid all innocent victims stung by GlueZillas and BrideZilla worldwide.

There would be meetings held with much & and Tidy and Tantrums would be invited as keynote speakers.

I'm still stunned at the nerve of her - seriously, who thinks that's ok?? Surely her sister / mum / DH to be / anyone would have told her that her behaviour is not acceptable?? Especially if she used to be 'normal'?? Flabbergasted!

And maybe a Glueaid concert and charity single:

It's Wedding time
There's a need to be afraid
At Christmas time
We let in Sylvanians and we banish friends

And in Glue's world of plenty
We can spread a smile of joy
Come decorate my world
At Wedding time

...

..but say a prayer
pray for the uninvited
at wedding time, it's hard
but if I've saved the date..

There's a world outside her window
it's a world full of glue
where the only glue that's flowing
is gluezillas tears of fear

and the wedding bells that ring there
are the clanging chimes of doom
well, tonight thank god it's them
and you're not thereeeee...

and there wont be themes of hollywood in this venue
the greatest gift they'll get this year is HIGH
where no one ever helps, no calls or texts are sent
does she know what manners are at all?

...let me know
if I'm in-vi-i-ted
here's to them
the one who'll see it all
Do they know that hassle of it all?

thank you
I am learning so much on this thread
PMSL
Bookmarking- sadly am v excited about bookmarking

Too and farrow , brilliant just brilliant

I also want to know what hunfriend said when Tidy revealed that she was the 'let-downer'.

This is solid gold entertainment. Perfect for reading with a and a

(Sung to A Few Of My Favorite Things)

Teardrops on sisters and emails and hunning,
revoking invites and misunderstandings
never quite knowing what I have done wrong
this is all part of the gluezilla song.

Hollywood themes with no notice or decor
posing for photos, red carpets and paps
20 uninvited and refusing to help
this is all part of my wanting to yelp

I'm so amazing and perfect and special
you should be begging me to be around
You're not invited but still want to use
your expert opinion and my only muse

It's my wedding
you should be glad to
do everything I ask
I am gluezilla and I'm so upset
and you should be feeling
sooooo baaaad.

Farrow classic

I have never in my life come across such nonsense from a bride, I really hope that I was not a gluezilla, I bloody hope not! I never ad STD cards and just invited nearest and dearest. I drifted apart a bit from an old friend that I knew from school but still stayed in touch, I invited her because she s one of my oldest friends. I only had one meal, and no evening do

And nothmed wedding, just a fairlynrun of the mill affair

My wedding I meant

I've been away for a week with no WiFi or phone signal and checking up on this is the first thing I've done.

I love the song lyrics, they're brilliant!

Poor little lamb, everyone's so mean not helping her, whatever is she to do!

Loving all the songs, genius!