THIS IS MY LAST THREAD, I AM FLOUNCING (for a bit probs)

[Quetzalcoatlus]

None of you will have a clue who I am as I've just NC'd anyway.

I am bored of this place, BORED I TELL YOU, plus it's so difficult to MN during summer hols.

How does an elephant get down from a tree? He sits on a leaf and waits until Autumn.

Which is when I'll be back, probably.

I give you 2 days!

Naff orf dear!

You underestimate me, I'm sure by the time I'm back Olivia will be as big as a house.

Off you pop then

I give you a week.

YABU for not posting in flouncer's corner. And writing a boring post. IABU for replying.

How lovely, Gruntfuttocks, are you usually so cheery?

This is not AIBU, don't you YABU me!

Actually it is AIBU. Soooo YABU. Cheerio

Damn-it - I thought I was in _Chat.

I really AM being unreasonable.

Really, the most interesting thread I've been on recently is one debating the correct pronunciation of 'Diplodocus'.

True.

I am feeling particularly grumpy today about having to re-load my wireless printer software.

'Printer not found'

IT'S RIGHT FUCKING THERE FOR FUCKSAKE

Cheer up moody,

Pah ha ha

Bless ya, enjoy holibobs and come back refreshed

Hecate?

I've often wondered 5318008 why you've only got one 5 - was there already a 55318008 ?

:o at the AIBU. And there's always something vaguely interesting here - it's just that sometimes you have to look a bit harder for it.

Re the printer - I take it you've tried turning it off and on again?

She's boobies surely

Or are you boobies perhaps - I've always thought it was boobless - that would explain it.

See how bored I am?

Hassled I tried EVERYTHING short of putting a hammer through it.

Op am I allowed to gues who you are or is this a prpper, serious name change

No I'm not Hecate although I do always agree with Hecate, who doesn't?

Guessing is allowed.

Oh have a cup of tea and then get back on here. I'm bored too - that's why I'm on here. It's so claggy and hot outside, but it looks as if the heavens are just about to open, so I need MN to stop me doing something sensible, like cooking or ironing. And all of my current books are crap.

Oh that's nice WimpyMum, thank you.

Remus we had a fabulous thunder storm this morning, the most enormous lightening crack I've ever heard - I thought it had struck next door's house because it set of the alarm. COOL.

They are okay, I checked.