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THIS IS MY LAST THREAD, I AM FLOUNCING (for a bit probs)

156 replies

Quetzalcoatlus · 02/08/2013 15:39

None of you will have a clue who I am as I've just NC'd anyway.

I am bored of this place, BORED I TELL YOU, plus it's so difficult to MN during summer hols.

How does an elephant get down from a tree? He sits on a leaf and waits until Autumn.

Which is when I'll be back, probably.

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MunchkinsMumof2 · 02/08/2013 16:46

.....and the posts make sense Wink

Oblomov · 02/08/2013 16:48

Still none-the-wiser as to whom is actually flouncing.
Give us a clue .... Grin

Quetzalcoatlus · 02/08/2013 16:51

You see, I'm not that exciting and if I do we do guessing games and everyone gives up then I'll have to say, it's me **!

and you be all like..

Oh

and

Who?

One simple capitalised name, two syllables.

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Caster8 · 02/08/2013 16:52

Why are you afraid to do this with your real name?

LRDYaDumayuIThink · 02/08/2013 16:52

I've no idea who you are but you sound nice. Have a good break and come back refreshed.

comingintomyown · 02/08/2013 16:53

I thought after spending around 7 hours on here last Sunday it might be an idea to wean myself off . But why ?

No idea who you are OP but your new name makes my eyes hurt Grin

RemusLupinsBiggestGroupie · 02/08/2013 16:53

Nope, I was wrong.

AmazingBouncingFerret · 02/08/2013 16:55

I'm shite at guessing.

Quetzalcoatlus · 02/08/2013 16:55

I am not AFRAID Caster8 , I already NC'd very recently, so haven't been this one very long, hence not yet notorious.

not that I ever was.

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Caster8 · 02/08/2013 16:56

There are only 3 or 4 posters who write a subject heading in capitals, imo.

Quetzalcoatlus · 02/08/2013 16:56

No idea who you are OP but your new name makes my eyes hurt

It's a word only my 8 year old knows how to pronounce. Grin

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Quetzalcoatlus · 02/08/2013 16:58

There are only 3 or 4 posters who write a subject heading in capitals, imo

Ooh, really?

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AmazingBouncingFerret · 02/08/2013 16:58

Who ae the three or four posters?

Caster8 · 02/08/2013 17:02
  1. Hully. Lots of times
  2. Chaos. Sometimes
  3. Struggling now. Pagwatch?
  4. Talc?
usualsuspect · 02/08/2013 17:03

You will be back, although I agree MN is boring as fuck just lately.

I dunno who you are, but it's much more fun to flounce off with the arse in your real name.

Although slightly harder to slink back.

LeGavrOrf · 02/08/2013 17:05

It is dull isn't it. I wonder why. There also seem to be a lot of threads about primary school reading levels etc.

Why the FUCK does anyone care? It's bloody August. Just leave it AHT.

Quetzalcoatlus · 02/08/2013 17:05

At least I won't be wearing sidebollocks of shame when I return. Grin

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Quetzalcoatlus · 02/08/2013 17:07

You must all promise to still be here and post lots when I come back in September.

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usualsuspect · 02/08/2013 17:12

I do need to know who you are, this is the most exciting thread I've been on for a while.

sparkle12mar08 · 02/08/2013 17:15

Don't let the door hit your arse on the way out! Grin

Quetzalcoatlus · 02/08/2013 17:18

You leave my arse out of this.

My lovely children have already insulted my arse today, they were scanning it in Tescos with one of those self-scan infrared guns and told me 'hey Mum, your bottom is five hundred pounds'

bastards.

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Bowlersarm · 02/08/2013 17:20

Blimey OP haven't you gone yet?

RemusLupinsBiggestGroupie · 02/08/2013 17:21

Wow. Mine would probably be about 12p.

ReindeerBollocks · 02/08/2013 17:23

Boobies on a calculator is 5138008

Boobless is 55378008

This is clearly an indication that i really wasnt interested in schoolwork Grin

My OP guess is SP in one of her guises

Quetzalcoatlus · 02/08/2013 17:24

Fuck off Bowlersarm, I'm actually interested in my own thread, I don't care if anyone else is bored,

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