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THIS IS MY LAST THREAD, I AM FLOUNCING (for a bit probs)

156 replies

Quetzalcoatlus · 02/08/2013 15:39

None of you will have a clue who I am as I've just NC'd anyway.

I am bored of this place, BORED I TELL YOU, plus it's so difficult to MN during summer hols.

How does an elephant get down from a tree? He sits on a leaf and waits until Autumn.

Which is when I'll be back, probably.

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TheHuffAndPuffALot · 02/08/2013 19:30

I think its Hully.

Or SarahStratton.

Sparklingbrook · 02/08/2013 20:02

Stratters hasn't got an 8 year old.

JugglingFromHereToThere · 02/08/2013 20:06

I don't feel like it's Hully

Can't explain why though - just a feeling.

JugglingFromHereToThere · 02/08/2013 20:07

2 syllables she said I think ?

everlong · 02/08/2013 20:09

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Quetzalcoatlus · 02/08/2013 20:38

Two syllables, Capitalised First Letter, one simple name, canine.

And Maryz? REALLY?

And I love SDTG, but I'm not sure about the clue, are you saying I'm Pinot? - I'm not but I do like and drink, or three.

I've got a 6 year old also.

I'm all about the boys.

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MunchkinsMumof2 · 02/08/2013 21:03

Dogs ?

MunchkinsMumof2 · 02/08/2013 21:03

Boysarelikedogs

gruffalobore · 02/08/2013 21:15

There was a girl of 13, her boobs were size 84 but she wanted them to be size 45. She went to the Doctor and the Doctor said 0 (oh). Take these tablets 2 times (x) a day but she took them 4 times a day and ended up:
13844502 x 4 = 55378008!

ImTooHecsyForYourParty · 02/08/2013 21:20

hecate?

HA! You wish.

You're NEVER getting rid of ME! Grin

BoysAreLikeDogs · 02/08/2013 21:28

Nope not me

LRDYaDumayuIThink · 02/08/2013 21:37

Oh, no, this isn't HelenMN (who I know is going, which is very sad)?

ScrambledSmegs · 02/08/2013 22:00

Fenton?

ScrambledSmegs · 02/08/2013 22:02

Holy fuck the biggest spider ever is crawling across my living room floor.

I think it wants to eat me.

RemusLupinsBiggestGroupie · 02/08/2013 22:08

You're not Pointy are you? I miss Pointy.

ScrambledSmegs · 02/08/2013 22:08

Oops. Wrong thread. Sorry.

TiggyD · 02/08/2013 22:29

Oh no! An annoymous person I don't know is telling me they're leaving in an annoying way!

Oh boo hoo!

Byeeee.

greenhill · 02/08/2013 22:39

Is that you Fenton?

usualsuspect · 02/08/2013 23:42

Ahh,Fenton?

Quetzalcoatlus · 02/08/2013 23:49

I really am flouncing you know.

Smile
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usualsuspect · 02/08/2013 23:51

I think I might come with you, for a while.

Sparklingbrook · 02/08/2013 23:51

Bye bye. Whoever you are.....

Quetzalcoatlus · 02/08/2013 23:54

Happy to have you along, usual.

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ClartyCarol · 02/08/2013 23:58

Didn't you flounce not too long ago, then come back?

everlong · 02/08/2013 23:59

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