Traffic mastubaters

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Really, is it just me?? Twice now in one year I've been subjected to seeing men masturbating - at a red traffic light, and now one in a traffic jam...

I have a big car so I am higher up then them so just happened to glance down and yep, there he was - having a good old tug!! Well this one seem no worse for wear and was just getting stuck in there, the previous one was looking at me while doing it - ughhhhh.

First time I was so flabbergasted I didn't think to take the registration number, and this time I couldn't see it. I was too busy concentrating on how to get the hell out of there I didn't even realize at first but when I saw the arm movement and he moved his car closer to mine I saw him.

Some people are just sick! What if dd had been with me in the car!

I saw an Arab in full Dishdash expose himself and doing this in his car as I walked past. I was in Dubai so it was pointless even thinking about reporting him - I'd have probably been locked up.

From henceforth they shall be referred to as

Trankers as in Traffic Wankers

It's gross. I've seen this. The bloke had a baby seat and baby toys all over the back seat.

Just showing my friend this thread and she said she saw a man and woman having a trank from a bus she was on. Eeeewwwww

Obv more common than we think.

This brings a whole new perspective to the sponsored discussion thread "Let Barclays know how you make the most of an unexpected 5 minutes downtime out of the house" :o

During a charity walk in Spain me and two friends ended up at the back. We noticed a man following us in a car very slowly, then he drove off ahead.
Once we got further down the road we saw him again with his door open, pants down, playing with himself while we walked past. He just stared at us!

Another time I was walking home from MIL's when a car pulled up next to me and the man inside was having a play. His window was open, he said something that I didn't hear and then drove off! I went back to my MIL's and got a lift.

My sis and I were sitting together in Florida on a coach aged 17 and 19 with mum and dad row behind.

Naked man driving alongside sis and I wanking, oh we did laugh, oh mum did shout oh dad was mortified
Due to our age, it amused us rather, if we were 7 and9? Not funny

Doc

Trankers it is

I really can't understand this,as a bloke I like somewhere nice and relaxing to batter the bishop, not in public whilst driving a 1 tonne vehicle at high speed or sat in traffic. Just doesn't make any sense.

I like the Trankers title though, seems appropriate!

A friend of mine's brother used to be an HGV driver. Being high up and spending a lot of time on motorways he said he was always seeing drivers pleasuring themselves - men and women.

I don't know, I worry about loosing concentration when I sneeze behind the wheel...

Loving "Trankers"

Been fortunate enough to never witness this but if I do then I shall know how to refer to their activities if I report to the police.

.....just to see the expression on the poor unfortunate officer's face.

"What do you mean you've never heard of tranking? Have you not heard of Mumsnet"?

Oh my god this just reminded me of one day when I was on a bus popping home in my lunch hour, and was idly looking down at the middle aged man in the v suburban car next to me whilst we were at the lights. He was dressed in a shirt and tie and leaned down and picked up a file from footwell of car, flicked through some paper / number work type sheets to some gay porn images

The bus sat there just long enough for me to be certain of what I saw before the bus drove off. I thought I was pretty unshockable but my face must have been a picture! Had totally forgotten about it till now, epic suppression capabilities my mind.

Haha Trankers, i loves it.

Do these Trankers have really high sex drives or just really perverted, i go for..........yeah Perverted, gotta be perverted.

HaveTea, when you say 'shirt and tie', do you mean like a suit or literally just a shirt and tie :o

Explains the tissues on the dashboard!

Ha ha no thankfully he had trousers on!

Just kept thinking he looked so average, like he'd be your friends dad - eeww

Explains the tissues on the dashboard!

Damn right!!!

HaveTea, thanks for clearing that up much like he did with the tissues :o

jake

blimey, I shall be avoiding motorways!

guy on bus today doing that. we had to get bus and sit near the back. me and a child. no one dared say anthing to him. saw out of corner of my eye, heard someone whispering to her friend, behind us thats exzactly what he was doing.

told bus driver as we got off (!) bus. dont know what happened after that.

what is it with guys playing with themselves in public?

I am on a really long coach journey at the mo but I now have a new activity to keep me amused. Tranker spotting!
Nothing so far, I shall keep you posted!

I was about 14 and walking past the local primary. There was a man in a van having a wank. I did report it, through my school, which was next door, but I was too shocked to get any details.

It was very having to describe to the headmaster what the pervert was doing.

My DH's mate often goes to the toilet at work and has a wank. Why can't they wait until they get home?

There must be a bye law against it??