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Traffic mastubaters

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lollylaughs · 09/07/2013 16:02

Really, is it just me?? Twice now in one year I've been subjected to seeing men masturbating - at a red traffic light, and now one in a traffic jam...

I have a big car so I am higher up then them so just happened to glance down and yep, there he was - having a good old tug!! Well this one seem no worse for wear and was just getting stuck in there, the previous one was looking at me while doing it - ughhhhh.

First time I was so flabbergasted I didn't think to take the registration number, and this time I couldn't see it. I was too busy concentrating on how to get the hell out of there I didn't even realize at first but when I saw the arm movement and he moved his car closer to mine I saw him.

Some people are just sick! What if dd had been with me in the car!

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HairyGrotter · 09/07/2013 16:25

I've heard of this happening from several people but I've yet to witness the horror. There really is a time and place for a wank and driving isn't one of them! How can they concentrate on either task ha

mignonette · 09/07/2013 16:25

I know a psychiatrist that I work with who has the lovely hobby of wanking as he drives along. He's not particularly ashamed of it either.

TheFuzz · 09/07/2013 16:26

Never seen it

Preciousbane · 09/07/2013 16:27

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northernlurker · 09/07/2013 16:29

As a cyclist I see a lot of rubbish driving and have been known to mutter 'wanker' a lot under my breath as cars pass. Who knew? Turns out I was absolutely right!

CrispyHedgeHog · 09/07/2013 16:31

haha.. went to open this thread and on the active convo list was as follows

Am I being unreasonable?

Traffic mastubaters
21

Property/DIY

White goods included?
1

made me :o - or am I the only mucky minded bugger round these parts?

EatingAllTheCrumpets · 09/07/2013 16:53

I've seen men do this twice, once I was with my mum and he asked if we wanted a go [shocked] my poor mum was devastated by it
I did see a women in a convertible having a crafty fiddle last summer, I think I was more shocked at that to be honest!

Ezio · 09/07/2013 16:56

You gotta wonder, are their sex drives so insane they cant wait?

farewellfigure · 09/07/2013 16:57

Oh I've never seen that. It's hilarious. Surely illegal though?

Unless of course young people see it then it's disgusting Grin

ImNotBloody14 · 09/07/2013 16:58

next time take a photo on your phone and make sure they see you doing it. oh and laugh also. hysterically as if thinking of how much your friends will laugh when they see it.

ImNotBloody14 · 09/07/2013 16:59

no actually- don't take a photo. just pretend to. unless you want proof for the police. get their reg number too in that case.

ShatnersBassoon · 09/07/2013 17:03

meganorks the exact same thing happened to me. I wonder if we were on the same coach!

Leverette · 09/07/2013 17:12

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OTTMummA · 09/07/2013 17:14

2 things I have learnt today, babies need wigs and men can multi task Grin

HeffalumpTheFlump · 09/07/2013 17:17

Anyone seen the video where all the office workers can see a bloke having a wank in his parked car? One of them goes down and stands by the car waving up at his colleagues. The guy realises and drives off. So funny!! At least he was parked up though!

FreudiansSlipper · 09/07/2013 17:19

i have walked past parked cars and seen this. i went to an all girls high school quite a few men felt the need to do this

phantomnamechanger · 09/07/2013 17:24

surely there comes a point when they are in danger of , erm, losing control of their vehicle ??

Ezio · 09/07/2013 17:29

Freud, where they parked outside the school perving, thats just sick and creepy.

FreudiansSlipper · 09/07/2013 17:37

yes and saw other men walking past who somehow managed to forget to tuck their cock in their trousers Hmm it was not an everyday occurrence thankfully. school of a 1000 teenage girls unfortunately attracted many perverts from across south london

one couple parked outside the primary school and had sex (van was rocking...)

Ezio · 09/07/2013 17:40

There is something seriously wrong with some people.

MimsyBorogroves · 09/07/2013 17:46

I've never seen this.

A coach load of us from school did get mooned by someone (passenger!) in a white van on the motorway though.

imawigglyworm · 09/07/2013 17:48

There was a story in the newspaper recently (can't remember if it was local or national) about a bloke who got done for wanking while driving as there was a mother and daughter in the car next to him who took his reg and reported him, but supposingly he had a bladder problem and often has to pee whilst he's driving Hmm I'm sure he was let off for it!

FruminousBandersnatch · 09/07/2013 18:00

Re: the pervs outside the school. I used to work in an all girls' high school in South Korea and you used to see a lot of wankers loitering outside. They were called 'Burberry men' because of their coats.

It was so normal that it was considered good luck to see a Burberry Man on the day of your exam!

sofadahl · 09/07/2013 18:01

I saw a bloke pleasuring himself driving down the motorway.... He was wearing a long skirt too.

McNewPants2013 · 09/07/2013 18:02

What the fuck.

I did once see a women giving a blowjob to the male driver on a duel carriageway.

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