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Traffic mastubaters

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lollylaughs · 09/07/2013 16:02

Really, is it just me?? Twice now in one year I've been subjected to seeing men masturbating - at a red traffic light, and now one in a traffic jam...

I have a big car so I am higher up then them so just happened to glance down and yep, there he was - having a good old tug!! Well this one seem no worse for wear and was just getting stuck in there, the previous one was looking at me while doing it - ughhhhh.

First time I was so flabbergasted I didn't think to take the registration number, and this time I couldn't see it. I was too busy concentrating on how to get the hell out of there I didn't even realize at first but when I saw the arm movement and he moved his car closer to mine I saw him.

Some people are just sick! What if dd had been with me in the car!

OP posts:
Ezio · 09/07/2013 16:05

Maybe he was just changing gear??

RobotBananas · 09/07/2013 16:07

Hmmm...

Original poster
lollylaughs · 09/07/2013 16:07

No he most certainly wasn't changing gear ezio

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FruminousBandersnatch · 09/07/2013 16:07

I have seen this!

I was on a south London bus. I was sat on the bottom of the bus. While we were stopped at the lights, I casually looked into the car in the lane beside me and there was a man masturbating. That's not all - he was butt naked! I have told a few people and no one ever believes me.

It was one of those moments that was so disturbingly odd that years later I have trouble believing it myself.

WhatWouldBeyonceDo · 09/07/2013 16:08
Shock
ilovechips · 09/07/2013 16:09

Just how long must the lights be red for, for there to be any, erm, conclusion!

meganorks · 09/07/2013 16:09

I saw someone in France doing this on a massive dodgy roundabout. I was on a school art trip and we could all see him out of the coach! Pretty gross.

Sparrowlegs248 · 09/07/2013 16:09

Really????? Wtf??? Why? What do they do .....at the end?

ThisReallyIsNotSPNopeNotAtAll · 09/07/2013 16:10

Never seen this.

Is it a thing? Like they have to 'finish' before it changes? Hmm

Wishfulmakeupping · 09/07/2013 16:10

So weird

FruminousBandersnatch · 09/07/2013 16:10

Well the guy I saw drove off still playing with himself. His member looked sad and flaccid. I guess he couldn't cope with the pressure of trying to wank AND navigate heavy rush hour traffic. Which is fair enough.

Original poster
lollylaughs · 09/07/2013 16:11

well I didn't hang around to see an end result...

That's my question....why??

OP posts:
Ezio · 09/07/2013 16:15

Maybe its a speed test thing, how far they can get before green, almost like the bleep tests we did in PE.

YouTheCat · 09/07/2013 16:15

If there is a next time, just waggle your little finger at them. Grin

somebloke123 · 09/07/2013 16:16

It would be embarrassing to be (ahem) pulled over by the police for erratic driving in such a state.

YouTheCat · 09/07/2013 16:16

Also, how can these blokes complain about women putting on their makeup at the wheel! Shock

Sparrowlegs248 · 09/07/2013 16:16

Next time can you just wait and see?

ThisReallyIsNotSPNopeNotAtAll · 09/07/2013 16:16

If you see it again make sure they see you squint at them and then laugh

softlysoftly · 09/07/2013 16:16

Surely that's dangerous driving? That's grim never seen it!

Sallystyle · 09/07/2013 16:18

I have never seen it but heard of it many times from people online and friends.

JaffaMyCake · 09/07/2013 16:20

What the actual fuck?!

MoodyDidIt · 09/07/2013 16:21

omg thats disgusting :(

crazyhamsterdisguisedasahippo · 09/07/2013 16:21

Shock so blokes actually do this

MalcolmTuckersMum · 09/07/2013 16:22

Never seen this - never heard of it and don't know anyone that has! I honestly give thanks daily for the amazing shit you learn on this site :)

KirjavaTheCat · 09/07/2013 16:23

Every day is a learning day...