...to think people can type in full without needing so many Acronyms?

[BestParentEver]

Its taken me long enough to learn LMAO, LOL, WTF, FTW, BUTTHURT...

But this site has its own list of acronyms

SD
HD
DH
DS
PS3
DD
MIL/MILF?
TT
DP
DW
DK
CC
BCC
FU
SU
STI
PS
PPS
KK

Seriously is it too tough to type "my daughter is the devil re-incarnated" or "husband's snoring is frightening the cat" instead of:

"MD is the D re-incarnated"

"H's snoring is F'ing the cat"

Seriously? I'm sure there is a dictionary somewhere here that I can learn all these new acronyms... but I have enough problems remembering my frikking postcode.

AIBTUMDFFU?
(Am I being totally unreasonable, my dear fellow forum users?)

[SantanaLopez]

TBH, YADBU, IME.

HTH.

[redexpat]

You're right. There IS a dictionary.

[Tee2072]

ODFOD YABU

[BriansBrain]

WTF? YABVU, CBA to finish reply TBH

[wannabedomesticgoddess]

BUTTHURT??

WTF does that mean?

[ChippingInLovesSunshine]

ODFO

[HoneyDragon]

We have handy guide and we can never f'ing when we can fuck.

[youmeatsix]

i do laugh at DH/DD/DS, is there one person here who actually calls them dear/darling husband etc? mumsnet acronyms have been the subject of many discussions on other forums

[GoodbyePorkPie]

MIL/MILF

Are they synonyms?

[LRDtheFeministDragon]

Spk 4 UR Slf Hun.

[LRDtheFeministDragon]

I feel dirty.

[CarpeVinum]

Passes LDR a babywipe.

[CarpeVinum]

LRD even...

[EskSmith]

All forums I have been on have acronyms for commonly discussed items subjects. If you aren't interested in persevering then MN possibly isn't the forum for you. HTH

[LRDtheFeministDragon]

Ta carpe.

[WilsonFrickett]

I have been known to slip a 'dear' in in RL. Usually to howls of derision from my DFs. But hey, YOLO IMO.

[HoneyDragon]

Eeeeeeeeew LRD

[phantomnamechanger]

MIL and MILF deffo not the same [snort]

BUTTHURT??

[Tweasels]

PS3 isn't synonymous with Mumsnet as far as I know. Sony may have a trademark for that.

BUTTHURT???? Is that connected to STI?

[WilsonFrickett]

And what is BUTTHURT? Does it just mean you hurt your bum?

[Shaky]

When I refer to DH I am usually thinking "Dick Head"

HTH

[phantomnamechanger]

is BUTTHURT from a special Friday night thread??

[ParsingFancy]

If you can't cope with PS and CC, not sure we can really help you.

And if you're struggling with STI, you'll need an appointment in the morning.

[Ruprekt]

I do actually call DH 'DH'...tis easier!!

[Xiaoxiong]

TL;DR but even I know YABU.

And F'ing should always be fucking on MN