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How often do you wash your lady garden

95 replies

motherhen1949 · 31/03/2013 23:14

Inspired by the pants threads how often do you was your lady garden

I am hopeing its a unnamous every day at least Confused

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Flojobunny · 31/03/2013 23:15

Erm every day ish, maybe 3 at the most

littlemissbunny · 31/03/2013 23:16

Isn't it self cleaning [bushock]

motherhen1949 · 31/03/2013 23:17

Lol thats funny littlemissbunny

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SanityClause · 31/03/2013 23:17

From the start of the year, I started using the Fibonacci sequence.

1,1,2,3,5,8.... Etc

It's very time efficient, particularly as the numbers get bigger.

LetsFaceTheMusicAndDance · 31/03/2013 23:17

I hadn't washed mine for months but the heavy rain we had a week ago splattered dirt all up the sides of my lovely new container so I had to get the brush out and hose it down.

It looks lovely now.

thenightsky · 31/03/2013 23:18

At least once a day and often twice.

WorraLiberty · 31/03/2013 23:18

I drive it through the car wash every day.

But on every Saturday it gets treated to a hand wash and valet from the lovely Bosnian gentlemen on the corner of the road.

£15 for a hand job and I can't complain as they leave it smelling nice.

LetsFaceTheMusicAndDance · 31/03/2013 23:19

I wash my cunt at least once a day though. Grin

Sparklingbrook · 31/03/2013 23:20

Twice a day. I have some of that foof wash stuff.

littlemissbunny · 31/03/2013 23:21

Shake n vac sparkling ??

Elvensong · 31/03/2013 23:22

Pruned once a week & watered every day, twice in summer. Grin

VisualiseAHorse · 31/03/2013 23:22

I don't have a lady garden. We live in a flat :(

Sparklingbrook · 31/03/2013 23:22

Yup Bunny. Grin

SirBoobAlot · 31/03/2013 23:22

Do baby wipes count?

Grin
doyouwantfrieswiththat · 31/03/2013 23:23

Surely a dusting of athlete's foof powder is enough.

LetsFaceTheMusicAndDance · 31/03/2013 23:23

Visualis Sad
Windowboxes?

motherhen1949 · 31/03/2013 23:23

I let my husband wash mine Grin

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FrustratedSycamoresRocks · 31/03/2013 23:24

Everyday,
but I'm heavily pregnant and can't see it to do landscaping. [bublush]

Wommer · 31/03/2013 23:26

Every day - only with water though.
Soap causes.... "problems"

LetsFaceTheMusicAndDance · 31/03/2013 23:26

Oh I can't do that Motherhen
He flashes the hosepipe round for a few seconds in a very desulatory fashion.
Nope - if I want my ladygarden done properly, I just have to roll my sleeves up and see to it myself.

OTTMummA · 31/03/2013 23:28

I accidentally stole some femfresh wash a while ago, it's quite nice acutally.
Twice a day, more in the summer.

goldminger · 31/03/2013 23:31

A good sprinkle with the hose daily

Beaverfeaver · 31/03/2013 23:33

Jet wash maybe twice a year if lucky

:)

ATouchOfStuffing · 31/03/2013 23:36

And there was me wondering if a post asking when people last had sex was a bit OTT... Wink
Every day.
Don't use femfresh or anything similar! It disrupts the PH balance and causes all manner of nasties, eg. Thrush & BV. Am always amazed they are allowed to sell something so damaging for women under the pretext of it stopping us smelling offensive!

Bluelightsandsirens · 31/03/2013 23:36

Water only every day and never a delve around, just an outy wash here.

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