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How often do you wash your lady garden

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motherhen1949 · 31/03/2013 23:14

Inspired by the pants threads how often do you was your lady garden

I am hopeing its a unnamous every day at least Confused

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LetsFaceTheMusicAndDance · 31/03/2013 23:37

Oo I'd love a jetwash but DH is too tight.I have to make do with the poor excuse for a 'jet' spray on the hose gun Sad

Itcomes a very poor second to the real thing, I've heard.

hiddenhome · 01/04/2013 00:02

It gets a hose down about twice a year. Some Jeyes fluid beforehand keeps it smelling fresh.

BarredfromhavingStella · 01/04/2013 00:31

Ok I may not wear knickers but I do clean the garden daily, sometimes more if it's been tended by DH Grin

Has the tone been lowered again...?

Maryz · 01/04/2013 00:36

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LahleeMooloo · 01/04/2013 00:36

Baby wipes every time I poo.

Maryz · 01/04/2013 00:40

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OhYouBadBadKitten · 01/04/2013 00:47

I boil mine twice a week, seems to keep the mites at bay.

mosp · 01/04/2013 00:52

I don't have a garden. I epilate it all away. However, my 'lady-patio' gets washed every day.

WafflyVersatile · 01/04/2013 01:08

usually daily, the same as the rest of me.

nothing wrong with not washing it every day though. We're a bit obsessed these days with personal cleanliness. It's not unhealthy to leave it longer.

and don't use femfresh!

CocacolaMum · 01/04/2013 01:10

once a month whether it needs it or not

scottishmummy · 01/04/2013 01:16

Lady garden?it's vagina not need or cutsey lil names.or might as well call it sybil
Shower daily

PeneloPeePitstop · 01/04/2013 01:25

I don't.

TapirBackRider · 01/04/2013 01:28

Thought lady garden referred to the vulva, not vagina/fanjo?

Wash mine daily.

Ginformation · 01/04/2013 01:33

mosp lady patio Grin Grin Grin

Mine has a daily rinse in Manchester Spring Water. My delicate dermis can't cope with soap.

MrsSham · 01/04/2013 01:34

I really hope my garden does not extend up my vagine, that would be a problem. I have roof top garden anyway, it is tended back even from the vulva Grin

AKissIsNotAContract · 01/04/2013 01:38

I'm glad you went for patio and not decking mosp. Decking is all too often green and slimy.

pollypandemonium · 01/04/2013 02:20

My rolling acres are tended according to the season - watered well in dry weather and less often in winter and rarely when the frost has set in. I don't prune or mow so as not to disturb wildlife.

Misssss · 01/04/2013 07:05

Twice a day, more if it is hot. Sometimes with cif.

Tee2072 · 01/04/2013 07:55

I find Flash liquid to be the best thing for it.

QuickLookBusy · 01/04/2013 08:51

Haven't needed to hose mine down for months and I didn't water my hanging baskets once last yearShock

It's rained so much, it just isn't necessary.

Ginformation · 01/04/2013 09:22

Thinking about getting the karcher out today to get rid of the winters green slime. Anyone else have success with Algon?

Coconutty · 01/04/2013 09:26

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Branleuse · 01/04/2013 09:26

after every wee

fengirl1 · 01/04/2013 09:50

Mosp - you epilate it? ShockShockShock

LetsFaceTheMusicAndDance · 01/04/2013 09:50

Never tried it Gin
My frien's green slime made hers so slippery she had to cover it with small mesh metal wire net Shock
It's not a good look tbh.