How often do you wash your lady garden

[motherhen1949]

Inspired by the pants threads how often do you was your lady garden

I am hopeing its a unnamous every day at least

Oo I'd love a jetwash but DH is too tight.I have to make do with the poor excuse for a 'jet' spray on the hose gun

Itcomes a very poor second to the real thing, I've heard.

It gets a hose down about twice a year. Some Jeyes fluid beforehand keeps it smelling fresh.

Ok I may not wear knickers but I do clean the garden daily, sometimes more if it's been tended by DH

Has the tone been lowered again...?

Baby wipes every time I poo.

I boil mine twice a week, seems to keep the mites at bay.

I don't have a garden. I epilate it all away. However, my 'lady-patio' gets washed every day.

usually daily, the same as the rest of me.

nothing wrong with not washing it every day though. We're a bit obsessed these days with personal cleanliness. It's not unhealthy to leave it longer.

and don't use femfresh!

once a month whether it needs it or not

Lady garden?it's vagina not need or cutsey lil names.or might as well call it sybil
Shower daily

I don't.

Thought lady garden referred to the vulva, not vagina/fanjo?

Wash mine daily.

mosp lady patio

Mine has a daily rinse in Manchester Spring Water. My delicate dermis can't cope with soap.

I really hope my garden does not extend up my vagine, that would be a problem. I have roof top garden anyway, it is tended back even from the vulva

I'm glad you went for patio and not decking mosp. Decking is all too often green and slimy.

My rolling acres are tended according to the season - watered well in dry weather and less often in winter and rarely when the frost has set in. I don't prune or mow so as not to disturb wildlife.

Twice a day, more if it is hot. Sometimes with cif.

I find Flash liquid to be the best thing for it.

Haven't needed to hose mine down for months and I didn't water my hanging baskets once last year

It's rained so much, it just isn't necessary.

Thinking about getting the karcher out today to get rid of the winters green slime. Anyone else have success with Algon?

after every wee

Mosp - you epilate it?

Never tried it Gin
My frien's green slime made hers so slippery she had to cover it with small mesh metal wire net
It's not a good look tbh.