How often do you wash your lady garden

[motherhen1949]

Inspired by the pants threads how often do you was your lady garden

I am hopeing its a unnamous every day at least

My vagina, never.
My vulva once a day, no scrubbing just a rinse.

Never. It's a self containing ecosystem.

Inside? Rarely if ever, and just water. Otherwise a rinse in the shower when I'm in.

Cotton gussets and non-existent sex drive during pgy mean it just doesn't get dirty I suppose.

You're meant to wash your lady garden??!! I cannot believe no one has told me before now. :( :( :( :(

Horrid when you say inside do we mean a la flapistas or dans la vagine?

Horrid? How rood.

I meant anything that doesn't touch my knickers.

Thinking about it though, when I'm leaky (eg period or lochia) I trim neatly and wash the hair more thoroughly.

Still not anything that lubricates IYSWIM.

Popping in to ask if anyone on this thread has googled "sootikin"

< runs away >

why would anyone want to know how often a bunch of strangers on the internet wash their fannies?

AnyFucker I did just that this morning - it was mentioned on another thread.

EEEEEEEEEW

Pass the brain bleach.

sorry Horryduffedup

thanks AF.

You are welcome

Just Googled sootikins...Bleuk!! However, my Grandma did used to say that if a woman didn't wash regularly she would smell 'Sussi' and I wonder if that's where it came from!!

Lady Garden? Good grief, how twee is that?

They employed men to sweep up sootikins after church service OMG

I'm just hoping to the sweet Lord Jesus that nobody was a collector. I've got images of glass cases and butterfly pins.

I knew someone who worked as a nurse in the lebenon (not sure the coutry's relevent) who wanted to perform an internal exam on a pregnant woman....but her vagina was covered over with white stuff, as she hadn't washed frequently. It had to be prised off. We wondered how she had got pregnant, and how long she had been crusted over.

You guys :o

Once a day in the bath.