Workman has done a poo in my loo.

[Thingiebob]

DH is surprised.

Aibu for not having any strong feelings about this?

[maddening]

There was a thread where the op made her father who was visiting clean his poo marks and was shocked that he didn't :)

[anonacfr]

My loo, my poo.

[chocolateicecream]

My Dh is really enjoying this thread. He has been declined the use of the loo and instead been asked to relieve himself in the garden on several occasions.

[Schnarkle]

Now see I was fine mostly with this thread right up until your post maddening

Should people not be expected to clean up their own poo marks? If they don't have to clean up after themselves, who should do it?

I'll also confess to be like Thingiebob in that I practically shove the tesco delivery man into the down stairs loo so I can run on here and start a poo hysteria thread

[ChairmanWow]

I got caught short on the side of a hill in Northumberland. It was rather bleak and there wasn't much vegetation to do the deed in so I had to collect some stones and build a little house for my poo so as not to offend other passing walkers. It looked quite cute (the house that is, not the poo).

[foreverondiet]

Think many mad people on this thread - I don't care who uses our toilet - they won't have lower standards than ds1 age 6. If you need to go you need to go ffs.

[CalamityJ]

We have a regular plumber who does a lot of work for us. He was at our house & I popped out for an hour or so. When I came back I went to the loo & there was a massive skid mark in the pan. Made me a bit [shocked] as there's a toilet brush & bleach next to the loo. I cleaned it up but did think it was quite rude. By all means poo in my loo if you need to; just don't leave me to clean up the mess!

[whatsmyshibboleth]

I'm a in the building industry and 5 months pregnant, I work on site lots and the tight arse builders quite often don't bother with portaloos. I can usually hold it in but lately need to go quite quickly. I've managed to narrowly avoid having to go in the garden (in the snow) a couple of times recently and hung on till the local pub opened. If I go back there and get caught short I've got plenty of inspiration on here as to what I can do with it.
I've never been denied use of a customers toilet but recently a one asked us to use the "workers toilet" (workers didn't include her gardener, house keeper, cook, plumbers, decorators or interior designer BTW). It was the most god awful loo I've ever been in (and I've been to France), needless to say I now just sneak into one of the 5 that are in the house. wouldn't mind leaving a poonis on her bathroom wall, snooty cow.

[VivaLeBeaver]

I blocked a toilet in a posh hotel this morning and had to use the teaspoon in the room to chop it up.

[VivaLeBeaver]

There used to be a poo on the wall smearer at my ex place of work. They didn't draw poo penis though sadly, just smears.

[SolidGoldBrass]

I do and have done various jobs that involve walking the streets eg market research surveys and leaflet distribution. It's pretty grim when you need the loo in unfamiliar territory and don't know where to find one. I did once poo in someone's house when I was doing a survey (in the loo, of course, not the fireplace/kettle/spare bed) but luckily they had a good air freshener in the bathroom.

[KnittedC]

My uncle lived in the grottiest student house imaginable in Bradford in the late eighties where all the residents would routinely steal each others' food. One (female) housemate was so incensed by this that she did a poo on a dinner plate and left it in the fridge.

[anonymosity]

I once went back to my empty flat after the removal men had left it to find they had 1) spilled a tin of beer on the carpet and 2) puked next to the loo and not cleaned it up.

[allthatglittersisnotgold]

Omg anonymosity, did u complain?

[hwjm1945]

Not posted for ages,friend went to view a flat to buy with another friend,friend two,who was not prospective buyer asked seller if she err could use loo as nd proceeded to do massive smelly poo. Smell so bad it was all around small flat in seconds.

[Thingiebob]

I can't believe anyone would decline someone the use of a loo and tell hem to use the garden. How mean and rude!

[Sizzlesthedog]

I lost this thread and thought it had been removed, fab found it again.

Worried my story won't live up to expectations!

This will probably out me, as it's a fairly well known story.
Used to work in a posh salon where there was a v v tiny loo, for staff. No window, built into a corner.

Someone ( female and not staff) regularly did awful, pooing in the loo, on the loo seat everywhere, never flushed!! Left it there for all to see. It was so horrible. It took us ages to work out the offender. Even saying the loo was out of order didn't deter this person. She would sneak past us to use the loo.

One time we found the mess, we were in the middle of cleaning it up whilst gagging, and she pushed us out of the way to create more mess.

I understand the "if you've got to go ibs thing", but why not flush or attempt to clean up your mess. We all felt this was a behaviour thing, as she was only in the salon for 5mins.


But the worse time was when we found she had used the bin in the tanning cubical for her liquid shit!

My point was that it's not only men who have weird poo behaviour.

[Thingiebob]

Utterly grim!

It's the not cleaning up after yourself I don't understand.

[CalamityJ]

Thingiebob completely agree. We've all had toilet moments that haven't quite gone to plan shall we say but I'd never leave the toilet until all trace of my visit was gone! And to do it repeatedly like the salon customer just makes you wonder what their own toilet looks like...

[Sizzlesthedog]

It was a weekly visit for years! None if us had the courage to confront her to ban her from the salon. It took ages to work out who it was.

[BlackholesAndRevelations]

Someone upthread (can't remember who) makes their HUSBAND poo in the GARDEN???!!!! what the actual fuck? A) that you tell him to, b) that he actually does it!! If I were him I'd tell you where to go. Also, who wants piles of steaming human shit in their garden? Please tell me that was a wind up......

[BlackholesAndRevelations]

Ps sorry for the pun!

[ajandjjmum]

But who was it Sizzle? A randomer off the street, a supplier or a customer?

Knitted C - someone I know (very well!!!) had a similar problem with flatmates at uni constantly nicking his ribena. So he urinated in a bottle, and when it was gone, told them what he'd done. It's not happened since. Revolting person!!

[chocolateicecream]

The times that my dh has been told to use the garden as a toilet have generally been when he has been working in large country houses. It's usually the same people who make him park his van out of sight and he is told to enter the property via the 'trade entrance'. Another thing that is a bit rude is when he has been at someone's house for hours, they make themselves a drink in front of him and don't offer him one. How rude... but that's another thread.

[Sparklingbrook]

chocolate. Nooooooo.