Workman has done a poo in my loo.

[Thingiebob]

DH is surprised.

Aibu for not having any strong feelings about this?

I know some joiners and gardeners who have a poo bucket in their vans. - really??

Bloody hell!

Pooing in wall cavities?! Noooooooo! WHY?! is it like signing your work?!

Pooing in wall cavities and on the roof?

Are these people animals?

Yep, you line a bucket with a carrier bag, do your business, tie up bag and dispose. Quite clever really.

This is so funny! Megatron
I used to have a piano tuner that pooed in my loo EVERY time he came to the house (about every 6 months, so not that often). It didn't really bother me but I did begin to wonder about it... quite odd, although he probably had IBS or something. It was always a real stinker.

Cavity walls!? I wonder if he saw it a leaving his mark on the job?
Weird.

Poo buckets in vans, pooing in cavity walls, poo on felt roof.

Someone where DH used to work shat in the microwave, I've often wondered if they squeezed their bum in to do it or did it elsewhere then placed it in the microwave.

Nellys - what? WHAT?

Well that makes the garage roof shitter look positively civilised.

This thread has gone from amusing to WTF? Enough!

I think he did feel like it was his signature. Disturbingly, he worked on my parents' house...

I also had a friend in school who delivered milk in the mornings and they got caught short and did a poo in someone's garden.

I think the one common denominator in these stories are that the crimes are all perpetrated by men. Animals!

I presumed he flushed and perhaps made an attempt to disapate any stray smells.
In this case YANBU

If he smeared it along the walls, used your best Egyptian cotton hand towels as loo paper and then killed your cat then maybe YABU

Not always men. I have a gruesome story, but really it is too vile to type.

Go on Sizzles see if you can trump the microwave poo.

Poo bucket is sad, are people really so inhospitable as to refuse to let workmen use their facilities?

Go for it sizzles - I have one which may rival it!

Sizzles Sizzles Sizzles (chanting)

You have to tell us now.

A friend of mine works for a cable installation company. They are not allowed to use customers toilets. He has shat into plactic bags on numerous rooftops.

I have a maybe female poo story!

I used to work for a credit card company in a big posh office. the company had 24 hr phone line so people worked night shifts. one night someone had pooed on the floor of the women's toilets and wrote on the walls in their own faeces!!!

Guess what they wrote!

SIZZLES! Get back here and spill!

Er, 'I'm a dirty bastard?'

ham surprise us.

Hamdangle - "an wrote on the walls in their own faeces. Guess what they wrote?"

"The chamber of secrets has been opened. Enemies of the heir, beware."

??? PLEASE tell me they wrote this

YANBU to not have any strong feelings.

It's a loo. That's what it's for. Pooing in.