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AIBU?

Workman has done a poo in my loo.

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Thingiebob · 16/02/2013 13:27

DH is surprised.

Aibu for not having any strong feelings about this?

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Trills · 16/02/2013 14:51

People who don't like others to poo in their loo, or who can't poo in any loo other than their own, or who in some cases can't poo if there is anyone else in the house - THEY are the ones who are BU.

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Trills · 16/02/2013 14:51

I think I just like how poo and loo end in the same nice oooooo sound.

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Cornycabernet · 16/02/2013 14:52

What did he write? A shopping list?
Andrex
Bleach
Wipes etc

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hamdangle · 16/02/2013 14:59

They drew pictures of willies!!!

I'd like to think that when I finally go mad and start to write on the wall in my own poo that I'll come out with something profound but failing that a picture of a nice big cock will do.

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Sparklingbrook · 16/02/2013 15:01

Ooh a poocock. Nice.

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hamdangle · 16/02/2013 15:03

A poonis

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TheOriginalLadyFT · 16/02/2013 15:04

Actually crying laughing reading this thread

Not sure which is worse, frequent poo in cavity walls or the microwave poo (which really seems indicative of some kind of suppressed rage against the ready meal industry)

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TheOriginalLadyFT · 16/02/2013 15:05

A stniffy

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TheOriginalLadyFT · 16/02/2013 15:05

Doh strike through fail!

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Thingiebob · 16/02/2013 15:06

It was worth starting this thread just to learn about the poonis.

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Megatron · 16/02/2013 15:06

This is my favourite thread of 2013 so far. Excellent stuff. Grin

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TheOriginalLadyFT · 16/02/2013 15:08

Hmm, it runs a close second to the recent thread about disgusting things MNers do that they'd never admit to in real life - which contained some frankly hilarious and disgusting things in equal measure Grin

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SoleSource · 16/02/2013 15:11

I actually have popcorn!

Grin

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SoleSource · 16/02/2013 15:12

AND it is toffee people, my fave, I skid you not.

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WireCatWhore · 16/02/2013 15:13

Link to disgusting things mners do thread please!

No poo stories here.

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anonacfr · 16/02/2013 15:15

Where's Sizzles?

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hamdangle · 16/02/2013 15:17

Where's sizzles and thingie? I need to know what tops a warm microturd.

And another one for the link to band things mnetters have done.

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Sugarice · 16/02/2013 15:17

How do you poo into cavity walls unless you're spider man? Confused

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DawnOfTheDee · 16/02/2013 15:18

Is the poo still there?

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hamdangle · 16/02/2013 15:24

Ha! he does it before the house is fully built! As he's building the walls up he does a poo in the gap and then it gets bricked up.

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Sugarice · 16/02/2013 15:27

ham that is truly vile!

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DameFanny · 16/02/2013 15:28

Marks place with poo

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anonacfr · 16/02/2013 15:29

It's like a pooey Edgar Allan Poe story.

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zwischenzug · 16/02/2013 15:32

You don't drive his van, why should he shit in your toilet?

Come to think of it, compulsory toilet insurance would resolve a lot of these problems.

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ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 16/02/2013 15:37

So bored of this subject.

People poo. So?

The Queen poos. The pope poos. The Dalai Lama poos.

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