Workman has done a poo in my loo.

[Thingiebob]

DH is surprised.

Aibu for not having any strong feelings about this?

People who don't like others to poo in their loo, or who can't poo in any loo other than their own, or who in some cases can't poo if there is anyone else in the house - THEY are the ones who are BU.

I think I just like how poo and loo end in the same nice oooooo sound.

What did he write? A shopping list?
Andrex
Bleach
Wipes etc

They drew pictures of willies!!!

I'd like to think that when I finally go mad and start to write on the wall in my own poo that I'll come out with something profound but failing that a picture of a nice big cock will do.

Ooh a poocock. Nice.

A poonis

Actually crying laughing reading this thread

Not sure which is worse, frequent poo in cavity walls or the microwave poo (which really seems indicative of some kind of suppressed rage against the ready meal industry)

A stniffy

Doh strike through fail!

It was worth starting this thread just to learn about the poonis.

This is my favourite thread of 2013 so far. Excellent stuff.

Hmm, it runs a close second to the recent thread about disgusting things MNers do that they'd never admit to in real life - which contained some frankly hilarious and disgusting things in equal measure

I actually have popcorn!

AND it is toffee people, my fave, I skid you not.

Link to disgusting things mners do thread please!

No poo stories here.

Where's Sizzles?

Where's sizzles and thingie? I need to know what tops a warm microturd.

And another one for the link to band things mnetters have done.

How do you poo into cavity walls unless you're spider man?

Is the poo still there?

Ha! he does it before the house is fully built! As he's building the walls up he does a poo in the gap and then it gets bricked up.

ham that is truly vile!

Marks place with poo

It's like a pooey Edgar Allan Poe story.

You don't drive his van, why should he shit in your toilet?

Come to think of it, compulsory toilet insurance would resolve a lot of these problems.

So bored of this subject.

People poo. So?

The Queen poos. The pope poos. The Dalai Lama poos.