HOORAY! Liz Jones Hates Me!

[CockyPants]

Cos I was unreasonable enough to have DD when I was 35.
and I'm a bit middle class too.

The feeling is mutual, you hateful witch.

FFS HAPPILY I DON'T THINK MANY PEOPLE AGREE WITH HER!!

What a twat!

Okay, so I've been googling chicken chemo (30+ mum with too much free time, remmber?) and I hope nobody tells Jizz that the usual connection between poultry and chemotherapy is their use as test subjects.

Bummer.

I'm sure i've read that article before - she does tend to repeat herself doesnt she? She's like an internet troll trying to wind up people.

I sometimes wonder whether "Liz Jones" actually exists!

Yay, I had my kids aged 40 and 42 respectively! Do I win 'Most Hated' status?

I don't fall into her category, but I am actually feeling a jealous of these mythical MC older mums now.
Building up your career, having loads of money to squander on bunny rabbit sheets, spending my time shopping on Ocado and having my malleable husband unpack it.
Sounds great! Where do I sign??

Who is Liz Jones?

It just a massive generalisation and unintelligent rant from someone who hasn't actually got anything important to say. What an odd woman. A sad woman. Shall we send her a big box of biscuits

Ok, where do the bunny rabbit sheets come from? I must have some!

According to the nice man in the fertility clinic where I'm donating my eggs, my 33 year old ovaries aren't shrivelled up. In fact, they're beautiful. His words.

Oh Liza, you utter nitwit.

As an aside though, I wish I could be a sadistic, bitter, judgemental, unempathetic journo hack for a newspaper. They seem to get paid an absolute mint.

she is getting madder with each passing year

Haha, I couldn't get online yesterday to see if this made it here. First thing MIL said when she saw the column was "she'll hate you then" followed swiftly by saying she was a bonkers and bitter woman.

She makes little mention of her attempts to have ivf and adopt with her ex husband in her 40s doesn't she?
She is very bitter and deluded.
Even her own family don't go near her.
She seems a bit poisonous really.
Sad.

She will hate me too when (if) i manage to meet a decent bloke, recover from my health problems & ttc.

I'm over 30; not MC though but Liz Jones doesn't like WC people either (from her reactions to everyday working people that she meets!).

i wonder how much she gets paid to be a professional troll?

i very much doubt she believes what she writes

More than enough to pay for her chicken's chemo

How would one actually give a chicken chemo?

Would the chicken wear a cold cap in an effort to reduce feather loss.

Now come on, we all know how to deal with this kind of attention seeking!

Would that be by watching the thread all day and commenting three times? I know I should ignore her but I just can't. Hence her success, I guess

Its one of those moments when that wonderful MC phrase springs to mind

"Oh do fuck off!"

Liz Jones is alright. No more unusual views that single and married women sharing a coffee. The usual MN hate-tirade esp against female journalists and writers ...

e.g. I can think of other hate-threads against, India Knight, Rachel Cusk. I wish them well

Why doesn't someone start up a new, original hate thread

Oh dear...I'm MC, I do my Ocado order at work and have it delivered when DH is home (not cause I can't unpack it myself but cause I want him to see what's in it so he will cook it) and I'm in my forties.......fortunately I don't give a flying fuck what anyone thinks of me.

What a pathetic twerp he is. He's angry because you're pg, which you managed to do all by yourself, didn't you? He had nothing to do with it, of course. Twat. Get rid of the fuckwit asap.

wrong thread!