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HOORAY! Liz Jones Hates Me!

186 replies

CockyPants · 27/01/2013 11:14

Cos I was unreasonable enough to have DD when I was 35.
and I'm a bit middle class too.

The feeling is mutual, you hateful witch.

OP posts:
BubblegumPie · 28/01/2013 01:21

Argh Damnit, i had DD at 21....

SoleSource · 28/01/2013 08:37

MrsDeVere Grin

diddl · 28/01/2013 08:58

Ooh, can I join the quiche??

I didn´t marry until 31, due to not meeting husband before then!!

I don´t think that she´s ill-just that this is the writing persona she has adopted.

BlueSuedeStiletto · 28/01/2013 09:07

Wow. I've herd of her but never really read anything she's written. She really is the queen of the sweeping generalization isn't she? I'm not a mum nor in my 30's, but I certainly don't want to be on her liked list. What a vile woman.

Who was the other writer that called her a rancid cunt? I think I'd like her more... Grin

fromparistoberlin · 28/01/2013 09:12

dont feed her!

sometimes I think she has a point tho!!!!

Molehillmountain · 28/01/2013 09:18

I think her opinions change with her current personal situation or what she has been required to write copy on. A few years ago, she was publicly in the business of trying to become one of those detested middle class mums in their thirties and forties. She didn't, but wrote many an unpleasant article about the process. One was charmingly a about her attempts at "sperm stealing". I dislike the fact that she is allowed to make money for a paper with her nasty drivel, but I think Liz Jones herself is one sad, mixed up individual requiring therapy and pity. Probably. If not she's nasty and bitter.

trixymalixy · 28/01/2013 09:18

Phew, I just made it into the club. I was a couple of months over 30 when I had DS.

Molehillmountain · 28/01/2013 09:21

She doesn't mind working class mums because she doesn't envy or want what they have to go alongside the children. I'm guessing that she directs the hate towards the very thing she always wanted-a middle class lifestyle including children. Very sad-I'd guess that most mumsnetters have something they could be bitter about if they chose to. But it's poisoning yourself to do that.

ScrambledSmegs · 28/01/2013 09:21

Bless her little cashmere artisanal socks. I do love a good Liz Jones illogical rant. She reminds me of how sane I am in comparison Grin

But I swear she isn't half as mad/disturbed/angry as she makes out. She's making good money out of this persona. Yes, there must be an element of truth in there, but I think she's actually very clever at pitching herself as the unhinged columnist we love to hate. For one thing, if I see there's a Liz Jones thread on here I will click on it, settle back with a nice cup of tea and enjoy the piss-taking/outrage etc. And 9 times out of 10 I will click on the link to Jizz's article too, as they are generally hilariously unhinged.

MmeLindor · 28/01/2013 09:25

Can someone summarize what she wrote so I don't have to readit?

We need an appointed Liz Jones reader on MN. One person, in rotation who reads the article and tells the rest of us so to stop the DM making money from your clicks.

I'd feel sorry for her, but she'd hate me for that too.

MmeLindor · 28/01/2013 09:29

Btw I don't think she hates mums any more than she honesty hates bloggers.

But mums and bloggers, even better Mummybloggers are great targets. Take a swipe at them and you are going to get more shares than if you complain about Top Gear or those who knit.

PetiteRaleuse · 28/01/2013 09:31

The gist, MmeL is that she hates women who start having children over the age of 30 and who also happen to be middle class or above. She lists some reasons. It's all very trollish.

Nancy66 · 28/01/2013 09:37

...and her chicken is ill. Don't forget that.

FloatyBeatie · 28/01/2013 09:42

I thought it was mums who stay at home blogging that annoyed LJ? Now it seems to be mums who go out to work.

I wonder, if you work part time, like me, does she hate you twice as much or half as much? Both, probably.

PetiteRaleuse · 28/01/2013 09:43

God forbid! Grin

MmeLindor · 28/01/2013 09:48

I don't think she actually cares that much about anyone really.

She has built her career out of being nasty about people and she seeks those out who are most likely to elicit the kind of response she wants.

Clare Balding - national treasure

Mums - netmums and MN

Bloggers - great online sharers

Twitter is next presumably

She's a troll in a columnist's Manolos

Molehillmountain · 28/01/2013 09:49

Very true. But what a life-even if people just think you're bitter, twisted and a bit strange.

redbobblehat · 28/01/2013 09:55

i feel sorry for her dh, that woman has serious issues, she needs help

ScrambledSmegs · 28/01/2013 10:18

Is it really possible for a chicken to have chemo? Could someone do some investimagation please?

blackeyedsusan · 28/01/2013 10:23

who cares? not me.

ScrambledSmegs · 28/01/2013 10:31

Shock Think of the chickens Shock

PureQuintessence · 28/01/2013 10:35

Can we just all agree to stop posting about blardy Liz Jones and Caitlin Moran?

I have no idea who they are, aside from opinion spouting nimwits (judging by the threads here), why give them more head space, and more readers, by facilitating and spreading their wisdom?

They are Trolls. Newspaper trolls, or Column trolls, who rely on readers of certain papers, to go batshit crazy on forums, it spreads trolling.

It irks me.

EbbNFlow · 28/01/2013 10:38

Good work, OP. if LJ hates you, you must be doing something right.

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 28/01/2013 10:45

What a poisonous, sad old fucker she really is.

She writes this terrible shit for a reaction. Her life is meaningless so she seeks attention by writing this.

I know they have none, but the DM should feel ashamed. Happily, I don't think many people agree with me.

fromparistoberlin · 28/01/2013 10:45

I find it funny that people get so enraged, who gives a fuck

she is a journalist FFS!

I do happen to find some MC mums very annoying so I (unusually) had a twinge of agreement

there ARE some people that have kids as the "next" thing on their to do list, I know some!