To think MN is bizarre?

[hf128219]

Look at the last 39 threads and ask yourself is this normal or are people a bit silly?

I'm confused with all the bowls.

What about cereal bowls, can we discuss them?

What about bowels? Mine are rather bizarre at the moment. And we won't even mention Tether's bowels.

Would you like to know more about my bowels? They're very interesting, as well as educated.

hf128219 - I remember you, started a thread years ago, with some really juicy celeb gossip, and we never did find out what it was!!

Can you PM me this gossip now? I need a pick me up, as I've spent the evening trying to get my tax return done.

Thanks

Wot are honey bowls?
Op I took the liberty of advance searching you, and you've been here for ages and seem eminently sensible.
Maybe time to take a break ?

I had a decent bowl movement tonight if that's any help?

I moved it from one side of the table to another.

Or Crown Green Bowls-can we discuss that? Or goldfish bowls?

oohlalala. have GOSSIP but I will require bribery. If you need a fix.

Oh, and when I say sensible, I agree with a lot of what you've said.
So, clearly eminently sensible

No, this is the bowls thread. I think. But spending too long on here can make you think the world is a little strange, and at that point it is a good idea to drift away...

oh it takes a while to get used to MN, but once you get it YOU WILL NEVER LEAVE a bit like Royston Vasey

I hereby vote this the shittest thread ever.

It's a fascinating thread about different bowls though.

Kniddy

The only interesting thing about your bowels is that they are full of tortoise

and as some folk say here in Jersey if you don't like it, there's a boat in the morning...........

:(

No, the tortoise (plus accordion) has now left my bowels.

wait Che wait it could morph into something good

Well at least you got rid of the evidence

Let's all learn about bowls

True, but rather foolishly I posted about my crime on Mumsnet and now it's only question of time before they catch up with me and I'm carted off to prison. :(

Fruit bowls, honey bowls...am I thick or just not with the in-crowd lingo?

Fruit bowls
Salad bowls
Playing bowls
Soup bowls
Finger bowls
Cereal bowls
Pudding bowls
Pasta bowls
Mixing bowls

Even the in crowd aren't in in this one