To think MN is bizarre?

[hf128219]

Look at the last 39 threads and ask yourself is this normal or are people a bit silly?

[usualsuspect]

I'm confused with all the bowls.

[usualsuspect]

What about cereal bowls, can we discuss them?

[TheVermiciousKnid]

What about bowels? Mine are rather bizarre at the moment. And we won't even mention Tether's bowels.

[TheVermiciousKnid]

Would you like to know more about my bowels? They're very interesting, as well as educated.

[oohlaalaa]

hf128219 - I remember you, started a thread years ago, with some really juicy celeb gossip, and we never did find out what it was!!

Can you PM me this gossip now? I need a pick me up, as I've spent the evening trying to get my tax return done.

Thanks

[LadyBeagleEyes]

Wot are honey bowls?
Op I took the liberty of advance searching you, and you've been here for ages and seem eminently sensible.
Maybe time to take a break ?

[WorraLiberty]

I had a decent bowl movement tonight if that's any help?

I moved it from one side of the table to another.

[Sparklingbrook]

Or Crown Green Bowls-can we discuss that? Or goldfish bowls?

[Valpollicella]

oohlalala. have GOSSIP but I will require bribery. If you need a fix.

[LadyBeagleEyes]

Oh, and when I say sensible, I agree with a lot of what you've said.
So, clearly eminently sensible

[habbibu]

No, this is the bowls thread. I think. But spending too long on here can make you think the world is a little strange, and at that point it is a good idea to drift away...

[FunnysInLaJardin]

oh it takes a while to get used to MN, but once you get it YOU WILL NEVER LEAVE a bit like Royston Vasey

[CheCazzo]

I hereby vote this the shittest thread ever.

[usualsuspect]

It's a fascinating thread about different bowls though.

[HoneyDragon]

Kniddy

The only interesting thing about your bowels is that they are full of tortoise

[FunnysInLaJardin]

and as some folk say here in Jersey if you don't like it, there's a boat in the morning...........

[TheVermiciousKnid]

:(

No, the tortoise (plus accordion) has now left my bowels.

[FunnysInLaJardin]

wait Che wait it could morph into something good

[HoneyDragon]

Well at least you got rid of the evidence

[Valpollicella]

Let's all learn about bowls

[EduCated]

[TheVermiciousKnid]

True, but rather foolishly I posted about my crime on Mumsnet and now it's only question of time before they catch up with me and I'm carted off to prison. :(

[LifeIsBetterInFlipFlops]

Fruit bowls, honey bowls...am I thick or just not with the in-crowd lingo?

[hf128219]

Fruit bowls
Salad bowls
Playing bowls
Soup bowls
Finger bowls
Cereal bowls
Pudding bowls
Pasta bowls
Mixing bowls

[HoneyDragon]

Even the in crowd aren't in in this one