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Original poster

To have smashed up the snow cock?

97 replies

puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE · 20/01/2013 10:12

It was outside the block of flats were my DD's dad lives. It was very obvious what it was and very detailed and a lot of children including mine would have seen it.

So WIBU to smash it?

Secondly WIBU to have really enjoyed smashing it?

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ResolutelyCheeky · 20/01/2013 10:13

Ah, a cock bashing thread

ResolutelyCheeky · 20/01/2013 10:14

You want to bash the bishop? Yanbu

SolidGoldFrankensteinandmurgh · 20/01/2013 10:14

Yes, YWBI and a miserable cow. FFS willies are funny, not a terrible traumatizing thing for DC to see.

WhatchuTalkinBoutPhyllis · 20/01/2013 10:17

YABU someone would have put a lot of time and effort into that. Esp the balls.

speaks from personal experience.

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puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE · 20/01/2013 10:17

It was huge though!!! If it were in a back yard or something, i wouldn't have minded, but a huge snow cock in the street???

And for that matter, why is it always a cock, and never a fanjo?

I just know my DD would have gone into nursery talking about it Blush

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puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE · 20/01/2013 10:19

To be honest the balls weren't very impressive, the head was though.

I was going to leave a note 'Please stop erecting cocks, thank you' Grin

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MrsGeologist · 20/01/2013 10:19

I think a cock lends itself to being portrayed in snow form, in a way that a vagina just doesn't.

McNewPants2013 · 20/01/2013 10:19

Yabu, DD and DS have been in the bathroom with DH many time so they have seen male genitals

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puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE · 20/01/2013 10:22

My DD has seen her dads willy, but never a giant snow cock outside her house!

I guess i just never found them funny. Don't really get why a cock is so amusing.

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OneOfMyTurnsComingOn · 20/01/2013 10:22

I think it would be difficult to sculpt a fanjo. Has anyone tried? I might have a go later.

knittedslippersx3 · 20/01/2013 10:23

forgive me for asking, but do you happen to live in Suffolk?

GoldPlatedNineDoors · 20/01/2013 10:24

Dear god, there is a photo.of this.on my Facebook so you either live near me or there are lots of snow cock.erectors in the world.

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puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE · 20/01/2013 10:24

No i don't Knitted, did someone smash up your snow cock?

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puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE · 20/01/2013 10:25

I think there are a lot of snow cocks. I wonder if when i go back there will be 2 snow cocks where there was once one!

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PeggyCarter · 20/01/2013 10:25

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SillyBeardyDaddyman · 20/01/2013 10:25

I read this and winced...

janey68 · 20/01/2013 10:25

A vagina would be interesting... Have done some fabulous tits and cocks out of snow in my time, but am tempted to give a fanjo a go....

ReluctantMother · 20/01/2013 10:27

YWNBU. I wouldn't want to see it, let alone have my child see it.

GoingBackToSchool · 20/01/2013 10:27

Haha! I have never seen a snow-cock before. Standing up or lying down iyswim? Must have taken lots of time and effort :D

knittedslippersx3 · 20/01/2013 10:28

I Lack the imagination to have built a snow cock! But dd(17) showed me a picture of one erected near her school. They are obviously a common occurrence and could soon take over the humble snowman! Would love to have seen you smashing it in though if it was as big as the one where I live! :)

Snazzynewyear · 20/01/2013 10:29

YANBU, cock smashing sounds like lots of fun, and no more juvenile than building the thing in the first place!

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puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE · 20/01/2013 10:29

Sorry Beardy, i did enjoy smashing it way too much!

It was about a meter high, and fully erect. Had all the cock details.

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McNewPants2013 · 20/01/2013 10:29

www.break.com/usercontent/2006/2/6/snow-vagina-77581

I had to google it lol

BillyBollyDandy · 20/01/2013 10:30

YANBU

CheungFun · 20/01/2013 10:32

Ugh! Snow cocks are so last year! Seriously, do people not realise that's it's so bloody unoriginal Hmm OP YANBU :)