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Original poster

To have smashed up the snow cock?

97 replies

puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE · 20/01/2013 10:12

It was outside the block of flats were my DD's dad lives. It was very obvious what it was and very detailed and a lot of children including mine would have seen it.

So WIBU to smash it?

Secondly WIBU to have really enjoyed smashing it?

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usualsuspect · 20/01/2013 15:06

I would have laughed and left it alone.

usualsuspect · 20/01/2013 15:07

I would have taken a photo of it first and put it on my FB

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puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE · 20/01/2013 15:08

If it was in their garden i doubt i would give a shit, but don't think its appropriate to build it on shared property.

Guess i'm just totally pathetic. Ah well.

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MonaLotte · 20/01/2013 15:13

OT but I didn't know about swingers and pampas grass!

RightUpMyRue · 20/01/2013 15:14

It's not something horrible or gratutious is it? It's only a willy.

I'd have laughed about it, I'd have expected my kids to laugh about it too, not be affected by it.

I'd have been dissapointed to see it get smashed up too. So YABU.

ShellyBoobs · 20/01/2013 15:14

I'd just be glad it wasn't draped over my car...

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MaureenShit · 20/01/2013 15:23

what? snow cock on social media? surely not! Grin

SirBoobAlot · 20/01/2013 15:26

Due to this thread I got the giggles when DS asked me to make a nose for his snowman.

Just so you know.

And it did look like a cock.

coldinthesun · 20/01/2013 15:30

I'm sure your children are scarred for life.

Btw YABU, as whether you like it or not, its still a form of art that took a lot of time, effort and enthusiasm to create. You chose to censor their artist creation.

MrsMushroom · 20/01/2013 15:31

YANBU I get sick of the cock worship. They're frigging EVERYWHERE....spurting drops of ballpoint spunk on walls in bus stops, standing erect and proud on the desks in schools, glaring blindly out of their one eye as I sit at the train station.

Smash the cocks I say.

usualsuspect · 20/01/2013 15:39

More power to the snow cocks I say.

BupcakesAndCunting · 20/01/2013 15:39

Puds, where are you?! Someone built a MASSIVE snowcock by my mum's house. We were laughing at it out of the window Grin

StuntGirl · 20/01/2013 15:51

I think solid is right, its completely pathetic and childish...to be building snow cocks. yanbu puds, I'd have been annoyed too!

Fakebook · 20/01/2013 16:05

Our snowman looked like a big penis before we adorned it. The bloody snow isn't sticking properly so couldn't make a big ball.

complexnumber · 20/01/2013 16:05

OP, can you be sure that noone was videoing you cock bashing?

Is there a chance you may be appearing on YouTube soon (possibly speeded up and accompanied by some Benny Hill music)?

Alisvolatpropiis · 20/01/2013 16:08

YABU.

I think cocks are significantly easier to make out of snow than vaginas. How would one do a snow vagina?

EnjoyResponsibly · 20/01/2013 16:10

What did you smash it up with?

Did anyone see you?

EndoplasmicReticulum · 20/01/2013 16:11

YABU. I'd think it was funny, and so would my children.

AnAirOfHope · 20/01/2013 16:14

I think snow boobs are more fun. We need more boobs on show. Cocks sucks Grin

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puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE · 20/01/2013 16:14

I hope its on youtube Grin

I was grinning like a chesire cat!

Ali see up thread for the snow bag

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Original poster
puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE · 20/01/2013 16:15

There are cocks everywhere and I'm sick of them! I don't see whats funny about them.

At least a snow vagina/snow boobs is more original.

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coldinthesun · 20/01/2013 16:22

Thats cos you are miserable. So what you don't think its funny. Who made you the one to decide what humour is right. We all have different senses of humour. Let others laugh if they wish. It doesn't hurt you. Nor does it hurt your kids. Its just a difference in taste. Let others have their fun for a couple of days.

I think you should go door to door, find out who made it and apologise for being so pathetic and petty in destroying it. Its hardly as if its going to be there forever.

Original poster
puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE · 20/01/2013 16:30

Ha as if cold

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coldinthesun · 20/01/2013 16:40

Why not?

MaureenShit · 20/01/2013 16:41

lol at knocking on the door

" did you build a penis out of snow?"

theyd bloody call the police Grin