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To have smashed up the snow cock?

97 replies

puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE · 20/01/2013 10:12

It was outside the block of flats were my DD's dad lives. It was very obvious what it was and very detailed and a lot of children including mine would have seen it.

So WIBU to smash it?

Secondly WIBU to have really enjoyed smashing it?

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coldinthesun · 20/01/2013 16:42

Would you deface a statute with a willy hanging out as you didn't like it?

BillyBollyDandy · 20/01/2013 16:43

Arf at a statue with a metre long erect dong sticking out.

usualsuspect · 20/01/2013 16:43

She would find a handy fig leaf.

malteserzz · 20/01/2013 16:48

I would have just laughed! I want to see a snow cock now !

puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE · 20/01/2013 16:50

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=michelangelo%27s+david+with+a+fig+leaf&um=1&hl=en&safe=off&tbo=d&biw=1280&bih=627&tbm=isch&tbnid=VIidUzLMyRIzBM:&imgrefurl=www.italymag.co.uk/italy/david/vatican-insists-david-must-wear-fig-leaf&docid=6PRTnwfdU_vuTM&imgurl=www.italymag.co.uk/sites/mainfiles/David_fig-thumb-325x432-295870.jpg&w=360&h=281&ei=QyD8UN28MIa00QWuooDoDA&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=238&vpy=126&dur=11&hovh=198&hovw=254&tx=154&ty=72&sig=102334441337208173894&page=1&tbnh=142&tbnw=184&start=0&ndsp=28&ved=1t:429,r:2,s:0,i:85" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">This was my handy work Grin

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coldinthesun · 20/01/2013 16:51

Culturally there are loads of statues and artwork with huge erect dongs sticking out....

Have you seen artwork from Africa or Polynesia?

Or perhaps you'd like to google 'Cerne Abbas Giant'.

I quite like this stat

Arf indeed.

puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE · 20/01/2013 16:51

There are a couple up thread malt and a vagina. Enjoy Smile

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BillyBollyDandy · 20/01/2013 16:56

I was thinking more Trafalgar Square. Nelson with a huge stiffy.

StuntGirl · 20/01/2013 17:10

There's a difference between artistic representation of the human body and people making giant snow cocks for shock value Hmm

puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE · 20/01/2013 17:12

Totally agree stunt. Its not comparable.

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usualsuspect · 20/01/2013 17:13

Snow cocks are more daft and immature than shocking.

puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE · 20/01/2013 17:14

Immature mostly.

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usualsuspect · 20/01/2013 17:18

Oh well,sometimes it's fun not to be sensible and mature.

puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE · 20/01/2013 17:19

I can be silly, there's just something about snow cocks that annoys me. I must have had a bad experience with one Grin

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StuntGirl · 20/01/2013 17:25

Yes they are usual, yes they are.

SolidGoldFrankensteinandmurgh · 21/01/2013 00:48

Well, OP, you're coming across as the sort of person who would stick a knife through kids' footballs that landed in your garden, and be the only parent whose DC are not allowed to watch a popular film because someone told you that someone says 'Bloody hell!' in it. Officious, miserable, killjoy and unreasonable. Why not save your energies for fighting about stuff that actually matters?

DeepRedBetty · 21/01/2013 00:57

I agree with MrsMushroom. Drawing cocks everywhere is just so boring.

DeepRedBetty · 21/01/2013 00:59

Did someone knock down your snow cock Solid? Confused

Have a Biscuit

MyPetMonsterAndMe · 21/01/2013 01:04

Yesterday I drove past a house that had a snowman and snowwoman having what appreared to be enthusiastic doggy style sex in the front garden. The level of detail they had put into the faces was quite inspired.

Is this better or worse than snow cocks?

flow4 · 21/01/2013 01:16

Ahhh, insomnia doesn't get much better than this! Grin

catinthesnow · 21/01/2013 01:19

Oh, snow cock!
You once stood erect and proud
but OP turned you into
snowballs.

puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE · 21/01/2013 09:52

Wow, I think it must have been solids snow cock judging by that response! Sorry for smashing your snow cock solid, I didn't realise they meant that much to people.

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