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Original poster

To have smashed up the snow cock?

97 replies

puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE · 20/01/2013 10:12

It was outside the block of flats were my DD's dad lives. It was very obvious what it was and very detailed and a lot of children including mine would have seen it.

So WIBU to smash it?

Secondly WIBU to have really enjoyed smashing it?

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knittedslippersx3 · 20/01/2013 10:32

Puds - a metre high you say? I see your metre high and raise you a good metre on top of that!

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puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE · 20/01/2013 10:34

Holy shit Knitted did they have a ladder out there??? Did you build it, or did you see it?

The snow vagina is impressive! Real craftsmanship!

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DonderandBlitzen · 20/01/2013 10:36

YANBU. Yuck

SirBoobAlot · 20/01/2013 10:40

YABU. Spoil sport Wink

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puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE · 20/01/2013 10:41

I know Boob I have no cock spirit Grin

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EauRouge · 20/01/2013 10:41

I have heard reports of snow cocks in Cambridgeshire but I have yet to see one.

giraffesCantGoFirstFooting · 20/01/2013 10:41

you should have put roll of coloured clingfilm round it as a condom

maresedotes · 20/01/2013 10:43

Yanbu. I don't think they are funny.

Locketjuice · 20/01/2013 10:46

I think they are amusing :)

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puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE · 20/01/2013 10:54

Eau is that on the news? Grin

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EauRouge · 20/01/2013 12:44

No, just on Facebook. I don't really watch the local news but if it's a slow news day then they might cover the sudden appearance of hundreds of snow cocks as one of those 'and finally' stories. I might record it tonight just in case.

SaggyOldPregnantCatpuss · 20/01/2013 13:00

I think we should all go out and build snow cocks in the front garden! It could be a new signal. A bit like swingers and pampas grass, Mumsnetters have snow cocks! Grin

MaureenShit · 20/01/2013 13:01

i saw one in a churchyard.

crass

ChristianGreyIsAJackass · 20/01/2013 13:07

I'd build a snow cock... if we had snow! Im pretty sure im in the only little pocket of the uk to not have even had a drop of snow!

ConfusedPixie · 20/01/2013 13:16

YANBU. I would have enjoyed smashing it. then building one that was far superior in it's place Wink

SolidGoldFrankensteinandmurgh · 20/01/2013 13:22

If you are actually offended by a snow cock to the point of destroying it, then I actually think you are a bit pathetic.

MaureenShit · 20/01/2013 13:23

i think they are a bit puerile. The sort of thing 13 year old boys do

PigletJohn · 20/01/2013 13:47

my neighbours (2F 1M, young adults) built a six-footer at a jaunty horizontal angle on a bulbous podium.

I see they have put a hat on the end.

Fools nobody.

MurderOfGoths · 20/01/2013 13:56

"I think we should all go out and build snow cocks in the front garden! It could be a new signal. A bit like swingers and pampas grass, Mumsnetters have snow cocks!"

So want to do this!!

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puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE · 20/01/2013 14:59

Thanks solid thats lovely.

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SolidGoldFrankensteinandmurgh · 20/01/2013 15:03

Well, someone put a lot of effort into building something that is completely harmless and some miserable puritanical catsbum face comes along and destroys it. That is pathetic.

MaureenShit · 20/01/2013 15:04

i think the intention when people build them is to cause shock though.
Build it in your garden - not in public.

MaureenShit · 20/01/2013 15:05

IF it werent to shock why would there even be this thread - I dont MIND, I just dont think its hilarious.

Convert · 20/01/2013 15:05

I built a snow cock on DHs car

LauriesFairyonthetreeeatsCake · 20/01/2013 15:05

Puerile and immature is great though.

There isn't much funnier than a giant snow cock