To think someone at M&S is playing a prank?

[GoldPlatedNineDoors]

Dressing this poor model in a hideous mix of prints.

What?? is this outfit?

Mwahahahaaaa! The stylist is sick of working with models.

things like this are the reason I fear they may follow HMV

My eyes!

Hmmm.....hideous floral number with an optical illusion skirt. Such a subtle and stylish combination...NOT!

gordy

The first model looks proper pissed off! Hideous clothes individually but together!

Couldn't you have put a warning up, I think I might have suffered damage to my retina

lovely

seriously

Oooh a nice tucked in blouse

We do love a nice tucked in blouse

Gordy I'm getting the word... 'Mumsy'. I hate that word and yet that is the description of that word in clothing.

Bloody hell.

I've seen better matched 1970s sofa and cushion sets

good god is this really m& s if so then there really is trouble there.

tucked in with pleats ...and that brown slack purple cardie combo

http://m.marksandspencer.com/mt/www.marksandspencer.com/Footglove-Original-Leather-Trouser-Shoes/dp/B003SJ0GPE?ie=UTF8&ref=sr_1_52&nodeId=74435031&sr=1-52&qid=1358539494&pf_rd_r=1VAX0CP2C6SFY3K6ZMDJ&pf_rd_m=A2BO0OYVBKIQJM&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_i=74435031&pf_rd_p=321381387&pf_rd_s=related-items-3 these are a crime to fashion.

arg link fail

Last week in the Independent - M&S clothing sales slump over Christmas - cannot imagin why that would've happened.

snort!

how about this delight here

they can't even be bothered to air brush the bumps out

I'd so wear this if I wanted to channel a murderous maid from the 40's :o

that is VERY American Horror

I know. I love that show by the way. Its so over the top but blimmin' brilliant.

OOh imagine the suedette skirt, purple cardigan, tucked in shirt and those beautiful shoes all worn together in one lovely M+S outfit?!
I quite like M+S Indigo usually!

Holy smoke Gold are they shoes or a folded up black doily?

To be fair my dm would buy and wear and expect me to admire a couple of those skirts. She is 72 though.

What a bargain these are, can't think why they have had to slash the price.

Lol at trouser shoes.

Even my mum would run a mile.