To think someone at M&S is playing a prank?

[GoldPlatedNineDoors]

Dressing this poor model in a hideous mix of prints.

What?? is this outfit?

I confess that if it was black and not mock suede I'd rather like the long maxi skirt at the top of the thread.

I have big hips and sometimes it's simpler just to go with it.

The rest is unspeakable.

For your DDs

or this

I know DD2 would like this for her birthday

There's quite a suggestion of camel toe there Wildthong

And all those poor models' eyes - those 'just kill me now' eyes......

Oooh if I buy this, then that's my Hallowe'en costume sorted!

The oversized bikini top instant boob job

Aw bless her - she looks like she's trying on her mum's bathers.

They have even started to cater for the Wolefs wolef dress

That wolef print dress is out of stock... there's going to be a lot of disappointed wolef women out there.