Bunfight

[HagofBeare]

This is a slightly goady post on an emotive topic.

Yes, where HAS the OP gone? Come back immediately and respond to every single point, however inane!

Or did you start this thread just to cause a bunfight? Hmm?

Is a purse like a pout?

Duck off pootle (love the name by the way, pootle was my fave flump)

"Ducks, especially mallards, are one of the few species of birds in which males will often rape females, in a violent act which can result in injuries or death by drowning. The females fight back by preventing successful fertilisation, said Brennan. In fact, of the 40 per cent of matings which are a result of forced copulations, only around four per cent are successful."

Cream buns with a cherry on.

Zombie is late to the party (as usual).

A purse is more cat's arse than trout.

HTH.

"In fact, of the 40 per cent of matings which are a result of forced copulations, only around four per cent are successful.""

You'd think, if mating in that manner was so unsuccessul they'd give up, and be all nice about it, and woo the female ducks? But NOOO the ducky bastards keep on at it

I think I might have duck for tea tonight

Ducks used to be my favourite animal, although i do enjoy eating them. After this distressing and horrifying information i will no longer list ducks in my top 10 animals.

Cat's arses offend me greatly, they are always on show and pink and in your face.

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "fuck a duck".

Who pig. Ive only been around since 2009. Is it not Mitmoo then.

I am going to speculate that the OP is in fact a male mallard duck.

Maybe we are the female ducks then.

i have read the thread but will ignore what everyone has said and will talk about something i feel is important, in a long winded fashion with no paragraphs..or clue to what my point might be except that my mils sils dss who's a pregnant single mother of 56 fills her buns with breast milk... formula filled buns, even if just used to throw would be neglect and unless you coslept with them first whilst smoking and drinking in a parent and child space should mean you get reported to ss; whilst leaving the bastard.

This is the post wondering if the OP has posted about this exact problem about a zillion times before, and suggesting that she takes the advice we've given already and stops wasting our time.

Oh, and

I get the feeling that those arsehole Republican men who think women are able to "deal with" avoiding conception-by-rape were confusing them with female ducks. Makes you wonder what they shag in their spare time, hey.

(Derails thread more, waves at sundry posters)

Well I have reported every single individual post im one of the po don't you know!