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AIBU?

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AIBU the movie

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JesusInTheCabbageVan · 06/09/2012 20:53

So today a census taker called round, and DH ate his liver. He also arsed an entire bottle of chianti, and because he had beans with it he's going to be farting all night.

AIBU to make him sleep on the sofa?

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Shelly32 · 06/09/2012 20:56

Fwahfwahfwah Makes Anthony Hopkins noises

tethersend · 06/09/2012 21:05

AIBU to think he was actually talking to me?

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JesusInTheCabbageVan · 07/09/2012 18:54

Thank you, we hope you enjoyed the movie. We will be handing out free lead balloons in the foyer. Grin

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GolfOscarLimaDelta · 07/09/2012 19:00

My DP is a bit of a loser. He works in an electrical store and doesn't seem to have any ambition. He lives was his loser best friend and I can't ever see him 'growing up' and being successful. He also has appalling taste in Records!

AIBU to dump him? I do think he would be useful come an apocalypse though...

Sparklingbrook · 07/09/2012 19:05

I am on a family holiday. AIBU to sleep with the much older dance teacher?

SillyBeardyDaddyman · 07/09/2012 19:09

DD's head is spinning round and she's vomiting green. AIBU to think mil should have asked before feeding her cabbage soup?

Tweasels · 07/09/2012 19:10

I had a holiday fling with this guy and turns out he goes to my new high school. The problem is he blanked me in front of his friends because he only goes out with a certain type of girl (ones who wear pink bomber jackets WTF?)

So AIBU to start smoking and wear leather trousers just to get him to like me?

GolfOscarLimaDelta · 07/09/2012 19:17

AIBU? My BF dumped me for a frigid cow someone more serious. I want to apply to the same uni course as him just to show him I'm not some bimbo airhead! Would that be a bit creepy?

MrsRobertDuvallHasRosacea · 07/09/2012 19:20

My husband keeps disappearing off to the mountains with his best friend to play cowboys. And he only has sex with me from behind.

Should I be worried?

blueslipper · 07/09/2012 19:22

My DS says he sees dead people

I've booked him in with a psychiatrist. AIBU?

ShiirleyKnott · 07/09/2012 19:25

Love tweasels one.

AIBU to be hopelessly in love with my BIL? To be honest, I loved him before he married his goody goody wife but even though he knocks me back he also is sending me mixed messages. I am married but I can't get BIL out of my mind. Should I leave my 3rd husband and run away with ashley BIL?

Itsjustafleshwound · 07/09/2012 19:25

My DH is being unreasonable - We are in debt and I have been given a great proposition by a millionaire, but he won't let me take it.

loopyluna · 07/09/2012 19:29

WIBU to have just faked an orgasm in the middle of a café to prove a point to my v attractive, highly annoying friend. It shut him up alright but I did get some funny looks. I don't think there were any children present though...

ImNotCrazyMyMotherHadMeTested · 07/09/2012 19:29

DH has confessed to an affair with a woman he met through work. He's really really sorry, swears its a one off and she's a complete psycho that he will never touch again and hewants to work it out, so I think I'm going to forgive him for the sake of our strangely androgynous DD (who has just learnt to say Shit).

On a lighter note, we've just moved to a big house in the country so WIBU to get her a rabbit?

ShiirleyKnott · 07/09/2012 19:41

AIBU to think that the bloke at work is in love with me? We're both journalists, he seems to lead a very lonely life, whereas I'm in love with a really dynamic guy who can see right through to my bones and sweeps me off my feet. Anyway, the guy at work is always spilling drinks or walking into walls whenever we see each other (it must be love!) and every attempt I make to get him to meet my boyfriend, he manages to get out of it and makes an excuse Confused

It's a bit weird actually, because I have a very vague memory that something happened between us once...

RubberBullets · 07/09/2012 19:48

AIBU to be annoyed that my cousin gets to sleep in my second bedroom nowadays rather than the cupboard under the stairs just because he has strange friends and goes to boarding school?

GroupieGirl · 07/09/2012 19:54

AIBU to pretend to be much older than I am so I can shag some pretty girls go on tour with a band and sell the story to Rolling Stone?

Grin
waltermittymissus · 07/09/2012 20:00

These are hysterical! Shamelessly marking my spot! Particularly like the Dirty Dancing, Harry Potter and (personal favourite) Fatal Attraction!

DeathMetalMum · 07/09/2012 20:08

Aibu, to go camping with my three 11 year old friends so we can go and look for a dead body. Also I'm going to take a gun with me, just in case. We also havn't told the police there might be a dead body.

peeriePistoriuslicker · 07/09/2012 20:09

AIBU to be pretty upset?
I turned up at the scene of a gruesome accident to find my sister was the one who had been killed (a house had fallen on her, WTF?)
Then this 'good' witch tells me to leave with threats of violence, but not until she has given MY sister's beautiful magical shoes to the very person who dropped the house on her!!
I'm feeling like I'm being painted to be the bad guy here :(

5inthebed · 07/09/2012 20:10

My holiday romance met an untimely death and I feel it was my fault. We met on a cruise liner and i was infatuated. Stupid liner sank and I was left floating on a door. WIBU to let his hand go whilst tying to save my own life. Sorry, not trying to drip feed, but I am in hiding from my ex who thinks I am also dead.

SugarBatty · 07/09/2012 20:10

My dad is a real old fashioned stickler and is very controlling. He allows me very little freedom and forbids me from swimming up to the service. I wanna be where the people are, I wanna see, wanna see them dancing...

Aibu to just want to be part of their world?

SugarBatty · 07/09/2012 20:11

*surface!

Sparklingbrook · 07/09/2012 20:13

YABU there was probably enough room on that door for him 5.

Sparklingbrook · 07/09/2012 20:16

My Mum was a right old slapper in her youth. She doesn't even know who my Dad is. Could be either one of 3, Shock

AIBU to ask them to my upcoming wedding. Then we could all have a guess?

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