AIBU the movie

[JesusInTheCabbageVan]

So today a census taker called round, and DH ate his liver. He also arsed an entire bottle of chianti, and because he had beans with it he's going to be farting all night.

AIBU to make him sleep on the sofa?

GOLD, thats hilarious!

AIBU to leave my abusive DP. He turns green and bulgy wheh he gets angry, and I don't like him when he is angry :(

I feel like I am in the middle of a suburbia tv show most of the time. It's very odd I have a great job. Family and wife who loves me. She talks like she is in a commercial most of the time. Im not sure if she is a performance wife or just middle class?
My best mate is sound but even he think I'm getting paranoid these Days

Aibu to think about getting away?