AIBU the movie

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So today a census taker called round, and DH ate his liver. He also arsed an entire bottle of chianti, and because he had beans with it he's going to be farting all night.

AIBU to make him sleep on the sofa?

"WIBU to abandon my brother to the sexy Goblin King because he was a pita? It turns out that he was a totally controlling bastard so I turned him into a barn owl and took my dbro home."

Off-topic... might have tried this on the odd sleepless night with DD1, sadly no sexy goblin king appeared.

My DS has an extra terrestrial living in his walk in wardrobe. Ds has named him ET for short. ET wants to phone home but I have said no as the call to ET planet will cost £££

Aibu?

My Dad is very controlling, although I know he is only like it because he loves me. He wants me to marry a man I don't love. He is very good looking and has a good job in the navy, but I am already in love with someone else.

WIBU to run away with the sexy orphan swordmaker and become the pirate queen instead?

MHhoneydragon Bwahahaha!

AIBU to refuse to cook for my DH if he insists on playing with his mashed potato instead of eating it? It's hardly setting a good example for our son, is it? By the time he's finished piling it up on his plate it's stone cold and looks like Ayers Rock or something.

Lol Orange!!

I am 36 week pg and, tbh, it's not going well -- i feel sick all the time and have terrible pains in my stomach and really strange cravings, like for raw meat and liver. bleurghh. On top of it all, my DH has really changed recently, after he met the very nice but slightly weird older couple upstairs. Then he was really rough in bed, since then he has sort of withdrawn from me. WIBU to leave him before the baby arrives?

There is a very long back story here but I'm going to keep this short as I don't want to bore you all.

My 'D'H just told me he doesn't give a damn.

AIBU to leave the bastard?

Frankly my dear GoldenBabooshka we don't give a damn

I'm a police officer, very career focussed and tbh a bit of a 'tomboy'. Colleague at work wants me to go under cover as a contestant at a beauty peagent. I'd have to have a make over and take part in the swimsuit bit and everything! AIBU to tell him/them to fuck off?

Lol! Tara, zTara

She has gone home HOME

More a WWYD

I'm stood here in my wedding dress and the best man has just rung to say there's a problem.

They've got my Dad's car and my brother's with them so they'll be here soon surely?

Should I just get the driver to go round the block a couple of times?

AIBU to think that some twat bastard of a wizard could've dropped a fucking ring in a great big pit of fire himself, instead of asking me. FFS I live in a hill and have no fucking shoes.

YABU

At least you have a ring, Some fucker stole mine.

'Twas really precious to me. :(

there are quite a few birds outside and I think there may be a lot of them gathering on the roof. Am I being unreasonable to be worried about this?

My house is about to be knocked down - AIBU to convince my friends to go looking for one-eyed Willy's pirate treasure to save all our houses?

We've got friends coming round tonight we've not seen for ages. While I'm looking forward to it, part of me in narked cos I'll have to have my bra on all night. AIBU?

My friend lost her husband and daughter in an awful car accident last year, (I was having an affair with him so feel really guilty and want to make myself feel better) and so have arranged for us and some mutual friends to go caving. I've found somewhere that isn't on a map anywhere so WIBU to take them there instead of somewhere that is well known and also known to the rescue. No-one would know we were there but imagine the thrill!

oops wrong AIBU thread.

I was trying to guess the film iklboo.

Babookska you're right IABU

Mine is such a Middle World Problem

All my friends are total bitches just because I'm a little bit plump & like ABBA. AIBU to rip off my parents for a wodge of cash, run away & start a new life? Who knows - I might even marry a South African swimmer so he can get citizenship in time for the Olympics!

I was driving home from getting my dad's birthday pineapple when I saw some poor guy tied up in a van. I managed to scare off his attackers and he seems quite nice so WIBU to go out with him today?

It's been so long since I had boyfriend and I was meant to be watching that new sixth sense movie with my family but I might blow them off...

I was getting breakfast on the way home from collecting my dads birthday pineapple when some random guy started building teepees with my pancakes. I was a bit freaked out by him touching my food but he's kind of cute.

WIBU to go out with him?

Driving home from pineapple shopping for my dads birthday I met a cute guy having car trouble.

WIBU to spend the day with him?