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AIBU the movie

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JesusInTheCabbageVan · 06/09/2012 20:53

So today a census taker called round, and DH ate his liver. He also arsed an entire bottle of chianti, and because he had beans with it he's going to be farting all night.

AIBU to make him sleep on the sofa?

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waltermittymissus · 07/09/2012 20:18

I've been bullied all trough high school. It's shit. Also, my mother is a fruit loop. I was really looking forward to prom tonight but when I won Prom Queen (joy!) the twunts poured blood over me :(

WIBU to go bat shit crazy and kill them all?

TheLastRavenhope · 07/09/2012 20:44

My mum and dad forced me to move into this horrid house in the back of beyond and the only cool thing about it is the ghost couple who live in the attic.

There's also this guy (who's a bit short at the minute) who says he'll love me forever and save me from my parents if I say his name three times.

AIBU to think of doing it?

GoldenBabooshka · 07/09/2012 21:06

More of a WWYD.

I can't seem to find my DD (4) but we can hear her voice, It seems to be coming from the television.

We only left her alone for a little while to save DS from a freak twister/man eating tree.

I've got a feeling this is going to get worse before it gets better.

Any ideas?

Bellyjaby · 07/09/2012 21:19

AIBU to want to date this cute guy? I Babysat him for a while when he was a poor fatherless boy, and as a young adult he seems to have some anger issues, but he'll be ok for me right?

LurcioLovesFrankie · 07/09/2012 21:36

I'm a secretary at an international imports company. There's this gorgeous bloke here (the way he throws his hat from the door to the hatstand on the other side of the room just makes my insides melt) and he's always flirting with me and joking that he'll take me out. But I'm pretty sure he shags anything that moves when he's away on business. But I still can't stop thinking about whether he's glad to see me when he gets back (though it could just be the Walther PP in his pocket, I suppose). AIBU to hope that one day he'll go beyond flirting and realise I'm the one?

epeesarepointythings · 07/09/2012 21:42

My DH has just taken a job in a hotel in the mountains. It gets snowed in every single winter, and it has a seriously creepy reputation. DH is a writer, recovering from a serious drink problem, and we are just getting our marriage back on track - I don't feel this career move would benefit our family life. I'd also have to be a SAHM (Stay At Hotel Mom)...

WIBU not to go with him and stay at home with DS (5)?

GolfOscarLimaDelta · 07/09/2012 21:46

AIBU if I go back to my highschool reunion with the sole intention of completing a 'job'?

I might bump into my old flame too. I seriously need to apologise for standing them up on prom night too...

MrsKeithRichards · 07/09/2012 21:50

Growing up I had a friend who had a total infatuation with me. He lead a great life, met a few presidents, was a war hero, ran a lot, made heaps of money selling shrimp and playing table tennis.

I was a bit of a goer in my day, dabbled in drugs and had a lot of men. Anyway our paths crossed again and well, we slept together. I had a son but never told him.

I'm dying, would it be unreasonable to get in touch with him and tell him?

5inthebed · 07/09/2012 21:56

Going to a high school reunion. WIBU to pretend to be rich from inventing Post Its?

SabrinaMulhollandJones · 07/09/2012 22:07

I was bored with my humdrum life as a housewife in Liverpool, so I jumped at the chance of a holiday in Greece with my friend. I've met a Greek waiter who has taken me out on his boat. Wink I've already been roped into helping out in his restaurant too, serving daft tourists who only want chips and egg.

Its so lovely here, AIBU not take my flight home?

EvilTwins · 07/09/2012 22:13

I want to be an actress. I have been offered a job doing voice-over work for a huge star who has a really stupid voice. The thing is, the film studio still want to use her name to sell the films (they are worried that these new talkies are going to ruin them) so I won't get any credit. I would get to work with a really cute guy though, and I really am looking for my big break. AIBU to consider taking the job, or am I just being a mug?

PseudoBadger · 07/09/2012 22:22

I've been doing a job that I'm not that proud of, just to pay the bills you know Blush.

Anyway, I met this great guy with an amazing car. He's very rich ad had offered me a ton of money to pretend to be his GF for the week. WIBU to take it?

Trazzletoes · 07/09/2012 22:39

AIBU to refuse to eat food at a dinner party at a local castle/monastery thing. They served live snakes and chilled monkey brains...

UmmOfUmbridge · 07/09/2012 22:40

I sadly lost my DH in a mugging recently. :( I'm totally devastated and am sitting looking at my pottery wheel thinking about the two of us making crockery together.
A crazy woman is claiming my dead DH is following her around and hasslung her. AIBU to believe her and snog her face off during a possession episode as really it's DH just in her body?

SabrinaMulhollandJones · 07/09/2012 22:50

My father wants to open some dinosaur park on an island - he's obsessed with finding dinosaur DNA. He wants to take my 2 dc for a visit one weekend - WIBU to let them go?

He's taking a couple of paleontologists, a lawyer and some chaos theory guy with him- they'll be fine right?

FarloWearsAGoldRibbon · 07/09/2012 23:09

I just got a new job, it requires working away from home but has been going quite well so I don't want to rock the boat. However, it has some serious issues. Yesterday I was sleeping on the journey home when I was woken up to help check out a distress call. Some of my colleagues went to check out the damaged vessel and in the process not only damaged our ship but managed to bring aboard some foreign wildlife which has caused a horrific zoonosis in one of the crew and frankly caused total havoc. AIBU to abandon the ship, blast the fucker out of the airlock and just get myself and the cat home asap?

TheLastRavenhope · 07/09/2012 23:30

I met a guy who said he was from the future and he was kind of good looking so I shagged him I listened to him and took his warning seriously, especially after he saved me from some psycho in a nightclub.

Sadly he died after the psycho came back and he sacrificed himself to save me. Turns out the psycho was a machine and I had to crush him in a machine but that was okay because the police didn't turn up for some reason.

Anyway, I've found out I'm pregnant and future guy said my son would grow up to be the leader of a human resistance. Considering he was right about psycho guy, I'm kind of inclined to believe the other things he said.

AIBU to consider sending the child away for training when he/she's old enough 'just in case'?

scrappydappydoo · 08/09/2012 00:06

Bellyjaby - sounds like the beginning of a saga imho. I would be careful he may have a dark side.

bigsnugglebunny · 08/09/2012 09:34

Hubby came home late from work last night, and he was somehow different. I mean, he has the same face and hair as usual - but a completely different body. It's weird, he was like an animal in bed - and strangely kept talking about eating peaches. Maybe it's just me, we lost our young son in a tragic fairground shooting incident and things have just been so difficult since.

AIBU to think that he's a completely different person with my husband's face?

Birnamwood · 08/09/2012 10:05

I keep getting prank phone calls from some random man saying he can see me Hmm what do I do? Stay in the house and lock the doors and windows ( but there are so many, I'm sure I'll forget one or two? Or do I call the police and get the hell out of here?

Nah, I'll stay and call my friend, and wear as few clothes as possible, it's only a man in a mask with a big knife, the local plod is a bit of a doofus anyway.

Inertia · 08/09/2012 10:13

AIBU to hide the reunification of Germany from my mother? The shock could kill her following her awakening from a coma. Problem is, Coca-Cola and McDOnald's signs are everywhere now, and Trabant parts are getting hard to find.

hawaiiWave · 08/09/2012 10:23

Aibu to want to leave my husband?

He eats doughnuts all day at his job at the nuclear power station and then drinks beer all night at his friend mo's pub. He hardly notices me or helps with the kids at all...he's more obsessed with a pig!

MNhoneydragonHQ · 08/09/2012 10:24

AIBU to think I can walk into any bar I damn well please with out snarky comments from my ex?

MNhoneydragonHQ · 08/09/2012 10:27

WIBU to abandon my brother to the sexy Goblin King because he was a pita? It turns out that he was a totally controlling bastard so I turned him into a barn owl and took my dbro home.

MsNobodyIsOrangeAgain · 08/09/2012 10:32

AIBU to steal money off my employer to help my new boyfriend?

I am on the run but I am tired. There is a 'Bates Motel' ahead. AIBU to rest up as the owner seems quite nice and he lives with his Mother.

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