to fancy David Camerron?

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He has juicy lips mmmmm

*Cameron

eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww yyuuuuuucckkkkkkkkk........

FUCK RIGHT OFF

you are very ill, dial 999

Sick in my mouth

Ye have no taste.

I fancy him.

Oh, sorry.

Meant to say 'I fancy slapping him very hard with a large dead fish.'

Ugh you've put me off my cake (no mean feat)

YABU

Sometimes hate turns to love...

He is one hell of a sexy specimen of a man.

Only if you are prepared to take cleggers as well

I just regurgitated a bit of sick into my mouth upon reading that.

I've just choked on my tea reading your disgusting thread title , you sicko

I aim to please. Well I'd please him alright :)

I do quite fancy Ed Milliband though

Oh noooooo . I think he's dear. Those rosy cheeks. He's like a little man-baby.

You need to put a warning on this thread. I shall feel quite sick for the rest of the evening now.

Thanks for ruining my night!

Samantha?

Boris Bollox Johnson is a bit of a sexy hunk too.

I would do DC over Ed Milliband or Ed Balls anyday

but only with an actual loaded gun to my head

You can make a passable facsimile of him with a wooden spoon, a condom and a tin of spam.

Oh god please no more, I ate two packets of crisps this afternoon and they're trying to get back into my mouth... :o