to fancy David Camerron?

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He has juicy lips mmmmm

Urgh he looks like an uncooked sausage bursting out of its skin.

hotheels I never see him without thinking about the Steve Bell cartoons of him with a condom stretched over his head.

Oh Yes! David Camerron- sex on a stick...David Cameron- not so much!

Ugh.
The thought of David Cameron huffing and puffing in bed.
Red as a beetroot.
You've made me feel ill OP.

Whenever I feel sexually attracted to cameron, i simply swallow a teaspoon of lard and it reminds me that the greasy, sickening taste I'm left with would be pretty much how it must feel after waking up in the mornining with one.

YABU he has no lips ha ha.

Rather do him than than cleggi or vomit vomit milliband!

Still I am currently shaggin David Beckham so not interested.

Just for you OP

YANBU
I'm attracted to bastards too

How could anyone prefer Cameron to Clegg?

I mean leave all the politics out of it, Clegg isn't bad looking. He has a determined, thrusting chin and oodles of dark hair... Cameron is all pasty and squishy looking with that weak chin and Tin Tin hair .

Hmmm, almost talked myself into fancying Clegg there, I'm blaming the pregnancy hormones

If anyone sees my skin could they please send it back, this thread was so traumatising the poor thing crawled away.

There are worse choices who you could have fancied OP...........

Still thinking..........

Jabba the Hut?

This is the most upsetting thing I have ever read on MN. Bar none.

Mmmmmm, Jabbbbbbbbbbbba :o

Now David Miliband... he's all uptight looking but I reckon he could be quite dirty...

Kitty LMAO at that photo!!! :o

I'm going to have that knicker wetting poster, on my bedroom wall!

I love ya Kitty

YABU George's are much juicer. Imagine them smooching your fanjo

OP, you're a sick woman. I prescribe bedrest and lots of fluids, and in a week or two you may be up to sitting up and having solid food again.

He looks like a posh pink pig, and I imagine his sexual high point was being rogered by his fag master at Eton. The horror, the horror.

I thought eating a slice of rich gooey chocolate cake for pudding was a good idea at the time. Now it's making its way back up my throat....I've changed my mind

Thanks OP. Thanks a whole bunch. It takes a lot to mentally disturb me, and you've excelled yourself. Give yourself a pat on the back

Have not read whole thread; don't need to in order to confidently assert that yes, YABVVVU. He is the personification of arrogance and inherited privilege. That would be forgivable if he were also attractive. Tragically, he is not.

YA ALL BVVVU

bleurgh YABP (You Are Being Perverse)

'He looks like a posh pink pig, and I imagine his sexual high point was being rogered by his fag master at Eton.'

How bliddy dare you people!

My future husband is Dave I wish