Grim.
Just grim.
Shudder at the thought of him thrusting, panting, getting sweaty and pink. UURRRGGGGHHHHHH.
Boak.
Sod leaving the kids in the pub - if by some bizarre misfortune in my life I ended up with him I would NEED to be left in the pub to drown my sorrows and blur the vile reality.
OP are you normally attracted to vile bullshitting ugly bastards?