to fancy David Camerron?

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He has juicy lips mmmmm

It is my firm believe that Samantha must be on some sort of martyr mission from God. There is no other logical excuse apart from insanity.

Please dont say those kind of things.

Belief, Feckin' phone.

You are sexually attracted to a ball of glazed ham, you sicko!

YABVVFU!! He is right fucking bell end and a fucking ugly bell end at the very best, get some taste woman!!

FFS! NOOOOOOOOOO!

You and him and Clegg could make a threesome.
You do know that it's the parliament that's hung, not him?

Oh that powerful physique. Thrusting away on top of me.

SS How much have you had to drink my dear?

Are you really sick of your kids? If you hook up with him he might leave them in a pub for you.

Eeuwgh and double eeuwgh!

Gah - even his voice makes me shudder with revulsion

Oh Jesus Christ. I'm finally recovering from morning sickness, come in this thread and the first thing I see is Soul's post about David Cameron thrusting!! Immediate regression

Soul - he won't have a "powerful" physique. He will have a wobbly bum and hairless pink manboobs. He won't be thrusting away anyway. Most senior conservatives are in to s&m anyway it would seem so he'd probably want to waer hold ups whilst you rodgered him up the bum and he called you "Big Daddy".

I'm very worried about you though - you appear to have taken leave of your senses. Do you have a responsible adult with you to care for you?

Shiny - is that what he means when he says they're all in it together?

No. He looks as if he smells bad. No.

He also looks like he polishes his face with a microfibre cloth each day

Arf shiny, "50 Shades Of Blue". :o

Oh...and Ed Miliband makes me think of a
character from "Wallace & Grommit"

Thrusting? David Cameron? I'd thrust David Cameron alright. Straight down the nearest toilet and then flush it at least 20 times, to make sure he's gone back to the sewer where he belongs. Bye bye Davey!

Savannahgirl, you're so right about Ed. 'It's the wrong trousers Miliband!'

I think (hope) you may be joking but I can't judge because . . .

For many years now I have had a crush on William Hague, there I've said it . . . I haven't told many people about this longstanding crush/fantasy . . . but hearing about you and DC makes it seem OK :-)

YABVVVU!

mixedclass - I agree!
Brother David is much easier on the eye

Miliband, that is - just in case anyone thought I may be refering to "Camoron"

YABU.

I do fancy Clegg tho. Don't know why.

And I had a 'romantic' dream about Ed Miliband once, despite barely having registered him in real life.

My subconcious is weird.

Clegg is two things I dislike, a liar and a smoker.

YABU.
My BIL described him as looking like a freshly wanked cock. Which made me feel a bit ill, but is accurate nevertheless.