to want a good shafting on a first date?

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To cut a long story short...

I've been a single mother now for over 3 years.

No sex for 3 years.

(Obviously not counting going solo)

And now, I have a date on Saturday night!

AIBU to want him to shag my arse off after I've drank some gin and dazzled him with my pole dancing teqniques?

Thanks in advance!

Perfectly reasonable but do use a condom.

YANBU

The very best of british luck to you my love!

be careful!

Might he be a bit alarmed?

YANBU!

And congrats on a fantastic thread title. I ended up wearing my eyebrows as an Alice band after reading it

Dirty.

Do it!

Be careful.

I don't blame you but might be better to make sure he's not a nutter first (well as much as you can...)

Do it!!!

No don't wait, you might find out you don't like him and then you'd have to start again.

It's all very well to do this, but will you respect him in the morning?

Are you friends with him, will you feel ok about it on Sunday?
Hope the date is really great, and you have a lot of fun together!

yanbu

if he doesn't respect you he's not worth the time and needs to grow up tbh.

Let's be honest kontinka

3 years...

No sex...

There are general wear and tear holes in my vibrator.

You realise that if you like him and you shag him, it's likely to be just a one night stand, don't you?

It's 2012 Kotinka.......

tbh i'd be quite pissed off if i didn't get some greasy ram rod action after a date. Fortunately i've never been let down :)

DP and i managed it 7 times!

Don't wear any pants and do a lot of sharon stone impressions, that should be classy, sophisticated and give a not too obvious hint you are a sure thing.

Have fun.

Short term restraint for long term shagging gain? Will you get more if you pretend to be show how demure you are?

Do it do it do it

I met him 3 weeks ago and we've been texting.

Mostly filth.

I'm not after anything meaningful.

Is that shallow?

Or more importantly...

Do I care if it's shallow?

Want? NO! Expect? Maybe. Take lots of protection, try not to get too drunk (alcohol deadens the senses which lets face it is the last thing you want!) and enjoy! If you're both consenting adults and behave responsibly then ain't no bodies business but yours how you spend the date. Hope he's fabulous.

Not shallow! Enjoy!

I don't agree Imperial every boyfriend i have had (and 1 husband) i slept with immediately. Most there wasn't even a date first!

You trollope! Do it, I have, loads