To believe that every single person on MN

[Hullygully]

except me

is in a secret squirrel FB group?

I'm not
I'm in the local meet up one but it's not secret

Hi Hully. I'm not. FB is too scary for me.

Well I'm not.

I would have thought you'd be a key member of some FB PARD group!

Nor me!

I tried to join a mumsnet FB group once, they wouldn't let me in.

No, not me.

People are in them with snakes and all sorts and I feel very left out.

Well not so left out now with you other left-outies.

YANBU because yes we all are

My FB groups aren't secret, or anything to do with MN.
And I don't use FB for arranging attacks on anyone - just the odd coffee morning or trip to the park [exciting life emoticon]

Not me! You are not alone :-D

There's a picture of a snake on my profile-Sparkling Cat came home with it.

I quite like being a Left-Outie. Is it like the Nobdies?

I KNEW IT insancerre

Squirrel means vagina in USA. Knickers are squirrel covers.

I'm not even on FB.

YANBU.

Actually, myself and all the above posters are in the secret group. They just don't want to hurt your feelings.

have never used facebook sorry!

I'm left out too.

Am on FB as myself with pics and all, wouldn't like you to see what I really look like because I know you all think I am tall and slim and willowy with swishy shiny hair, if I joined the FB group I would hate to disappoint!

also don't want to take the chance of being rejected

REALLY?

squirrel?

WHY?

Me neither MrsR, it is scary and it knows stuff it shouldn't.

Effing Jeffing Stirrer!

You were in the group as well, you ol gimmer. Memory failing ya?

I'm in lots and lots and lots. So many that I hardly have time to do anything else with my life. I have to schedule in my mumsnetting or it gets missed as I'm so tied to facebook.

I hope you know that this means I pity you.

I was in the cuntworms one for a day and it wasn't secret, anyoen could join AND there weren't any snakes.

What?!!!!

Ask the secret FB group, we they might know.

A vagine is not a squirrel. It is a badger. Just ask badger woman.
[actual fact]

eew... so squirrel = fanjo.

Now I have learnt something new today.