To believe that every single person on MN

[Hullygully]

except me

is in a secret squirrel FB group?

foofs of iron

I rilly wanna be in that.

is there an entrance exam?

Foofs of iron?

Fantastic.

Foofs of iron sounds like an amazing group.

It's not a squirrel in the US, it's a beaver. Also in Canada. They're quite fond of beavers up there.

In Japan it's called a rabbit.

Erm. I am not on facebook, I can't work the knobs. I have chin hairs that look like Jedward. I don't know about Beaver or Squirrel, Baldie perhaps.
No part for me then Hully.

Im on FB and had no idea there were MN groups on it! I would love to find some local buddies. Where are they all at?!

There's one group called Mumsnetters - you could look for that, it's not secret but it is closed, so I think you have to ask to join.

Can't be doing with Twitter. Makes no sense.

I thought squirrel referred to the muff rather than yer ackshual fanny, is that not right?

Paradise - your post seems to have been overlooked, I am but also thinking that sort of thing is bound to end in tears.

Hully, as mad as a box of frogs.

Foofs of Iron is actually an old war film. It involves brave female resistance fighters in occupied France smuggling guns to David Niven and Melvin Hayes, who used them to attack and blow up a nazi sperm bank. In Germany it was know as "Blow Up My Cum", but in German, obviously.