To believe that every single person on MN

[Hullygully]

except me

is in a secret squirrel FB group?

I shall accept the nose tapping with love.

Of course I don't post - do I look insania?

Honey you said ^ you werent in any groups. You minx^ they are looking mighty fine today, tis true. Good bra day innit.

oh my! Epic italics fail!

Hattie Jacques has gracefully agreed to play Justine. I'm feeling really good about that.

Pinot

Top secret groups. The Cuntworms is hardly a secret.

I think you'll find Hattie's dead, Hully.

I'm a cuntworm too

CuntWorms is secret in the fact that it doesn't show up in search.

Hully can I be in your play? I can be the sinister doctor/surgeon

I was (and think I still am) in cuntworms but not going there anymore, not my cuppa.

Not me but when I get round to setting up a Tufty one you can all be my friends. We can be secret. We can have a motto. We could also have secret badgers. Or badges.

The man on the train is kicking me.

Hattie may be a little dead, but she is a fine actor for all that.

Justine shoudl be very grateful.

you kicked him first

I'm not even on Facebook.

Yes but only because he was acting so entitled. He's got his lap top all over the table, his feet are practically in my lap, he's picking his nose and scratching his bollocks.
Now the coffee trolley's coming. I won't make that mistake again.
Is Ronnie Corbett in your play? Can I play him. I'm good at wearing jumpers and chuckling.

Ronnie has a lovely role earmarked.

You're all reading and not posting, aren't you [shocked]

demn

I'm reading and totally lost.

I was in one, the cuntworms one, was lovely, then people left and I didn't know who anyone was so I left :o

I did say buh bye though!

just had a look at groups im in and i'm a member of a group called "foofs of iron"

ROFL @ "foofs or iron" sounds mighty dodgy to me!

Hahahaha! ABF!