To believe that every single person on MN

[Hullygully]

except me

is in a secret squirrel FB group?

Not one of those cunts in a secret squirrel fb club has invited me to join

I don't have fb but that's not the point.

I am in cuntworms.
My mum is staying and saw my facebook page. She actually had the vapours.

I dont own one.

nope, I'm not in none.

Paggy! Pass your mother the sal volatile

I'm not even sure what a SS FB group is

I don't do FB.

valium - well there are LOADS and we ain't in them.

How do you like those apples?

Does that mean our ears may be burning?

Val theres a good nail varnish group that Shirls set up - no squirrels but purdy nail jobs.

What are they?

The quiche needs a better name than the Left-Outies - that sounds like a left wing sticky out bellybutton.

FB way too modern

No Sparkling we only ever talk about Hully and her chin hair.

the groups are so secret that nobody knows what they are called or who else is in them and the posts are not visible to anybody, not even the poster

Fair enough Pinot.

Did you know that on Nethuns there's a secret facebook group for people wanting lesbian affairs?

Tis very saucy.

I only have one chin hair. Her name is Susan but my she provokes a lot of gossip.

:o

Has Susan got her own FB SS page Hully?

She might well set one up.

So if a squirrel is a vagina, what do they do with their nuts?

cuntworms?!?!?

That is very vulgar biwi

How many fb griups are you in?

All of them I bet, you are a total networking tartbag.