I saw somebody eat a Kit Kat...

[QueenTiggyDTheFirst]

...by unwrapping the foil and biting both sticks at once, not by sliding their finger down the Kit Kat Krevice and snapping their fingers apart to eat them separately.

Would I have been unreasonable to repeatedly punch then in the face while screaming "NO, NO, NO! THAT'S WRONG!!" until they lost conciousness?

No not wrong. Also acceptable if you saw someone eating a jaffa cake without nibbling round the edge of the orangey bit too or not eating the top off a bourbon before eating the bottom bit with the cream on.

There is something peculiarly satisfying about biting into both sticks at once. You should try it

Absolutely not, YWBCompletelyR!

Nibbling round the edge of the orangey bit on a jaffa? Surely you do 'full moon, half moon, total eclipse' Totally wrong otherwise!

Eating a KitKat like that is sick and wrong.

Sorry about drip feeding, but... it was my sister. Does that make a difference?

That is truly disgusting... What a waste of a kitkat!!!

I must admit I find it fascinating that everybody has their own 'way' of eating certain confectionary, (realises that makes me sound really interesting).
It is true though, by and large people have their own method with Kit kats, Twixs and the like.
I am common and like my Kit Kats with a cup of tea, lovely dunky meltingness.

Fucking disgraceful. Wrong wrong wrong. It's the way people are being brought up these days. No one is teaching them right from wrong.

Next thing you know, people won't be using Penguin bars as straws for their tea or nibbling the chocolate off a Malteser before sucking the centre until it collapses.

slap her.

right now.

hard.

I am disgusted. Appalled even. It's like those FREAKS who eat a ferrero rocher whole without nibbling off the nutty chocolate first, then licking the wafer ball 'til it dissolves then putting the chocolatey round deliciousness straight into your mouth......

If they are going to abuse a fingered kit Kat in that manner, why oh why would they not just buy a kit Kate chunky instead, since finger kit Kats are for the split em and nibble em brigade, whereas chunkies are for those who want to wolf down ins few mouthfuls. Yanbu and shame on that kit Kat eater.

Kat not Kate ...stupid, stupid annoying iPad.

I eat KitKats like that. Both fingers at once. It really makes people twitch.

You HAVE to do moon phases when eating jaffa cakes.

Also, have you ever bit into a four fingered kit kat all at once? feels decadent. also sounds rude.

Or one of those M&S chocolate teacakes without nibbling off the chocolate before sucking up the marshmallow centre. Mmm.

you should disown your sister.

One of my DSs eats Club Biscuits by biting into them and then swallowing. He doesn't do the nibbling of the chocolate at the edges thing first. He's been badly brought up, I reckon.

Thymelord (love the nickname, btw) - that's exactly how I eat a ferrerrerro rocher - and my family looks at me in horror when I do it.

And I nibble all the chocolate off the kitkat (each individual finger - anything else is an abomination) then eat the wafer.

I need to go out and buy a fuckton packet of Jaffa Cakes now.

I'm not sure I could take four fingers at once Bella.

MNHQ. Please ban YUSMILADY at once.

Dragged up Hassled, dragged up....

You may as well eat chocolate button if your not going to eat the Ferrero in the properly accepted way

TiggyD Wed 06-Jun-12 20:15:52
I'm not sure I could take four fingers at once Bella.

We are still talking about kitkats?