I saw somebody eat a Kit Kat...

[QueenTiggyDTheFirst]

...by unwrapping the foil and biting both sticks at once, not by sliding their finger down the Kit Kat Krevice and snapping their fingers apart to eat them separately.

Would I have been unreasonable to repeatedly punch then in the face while screaming "NO, NO, NO! THAT'S WRONG!!" until they lost conciousness?

Kit Kat eating instructions:

1/ Break off a single finger, being careful not to lose any of the side chocolate coating.
2/ Nibble the chocolate off both (short) ends.
3/ Use finger as a straw for hot chocolate... mmmm - melty!

Yes.

I'm the OP btw. Just had a jubilee namechange for a bit.

I know someone who pre-peels their banana and eats it from a plate. WTF?

A guy at work opens chocolate bar wrappers with SCISSORS! He has them in his desk drawer. Never seen him use these scissors for anything else.

NOOOOO she doesn't deserve kit kats, only buy her crap things like boost bars!

Your sister you say, have you changed your name by deed poll? If not, why not?

Outrageous behaviour, words fail me

I knew a woman once who could eat one 'nugget' of a bounty and put the other part in her desk drawer until the next day.

I haven't had a kit kat for years!! I now want one lol!

It will occupy my thoughts you nasty people! :o

However, always break the foil, snap and savour!

nooo. you have to take a stick of kitkat and suck it until the chocolate is off. Then you nibble away at the wafer.

Bounties have to have the chocolate nibbled off them and then the middle shoved in your gob in one go

I have a set way to eat each and every chocolate bar known to woman

The Star-Bar is the best (most gross).
1- Eat the chocolate off the 2 short ends, followed by a line along the length.
2- The chocolate can then be peeled off till you are left with a toffee log type thing.
3- nibble an incision down the length of the toffee and open it up, akin to a pathologist with a chest cavity
4- reveal the crumbly peanut-buttery loveliness inside and eat this next.
5- shove the toffee in your mouth last and savour.

I got caught doing this once whist stuck in a traffic jam. The other car occupants were all laughing at me

I always used to eat all the chocolate off a Dime bar. But it tastes better if you eat it properly

Now I have that old Harry Enfield advert for Dime bars in my head. 'Armadillos! Smooth on the inside, crunch on the outside! Armadillos!'

I take all the chocolate off crunchies, double deckers and toffee crisps. I may have issues.
I also lick the flavour off crisps....

I was on the bus the other day and a guy and his girlfriend got on with a load of supermarket bags. Once settled the guy pulled out a multipack of 2-fingered kit kats and proceeded to eat three in a row by ripping off the foil and biting into both fingers at once. I watched in horrified fascination for a few seconds, then scared the shit out of startled the whole bus by yelling "THAT'S NOT HOW YOU DO IT"!!!!!
I had no idea I felt that strongly until then! Everyone turned and looked at me, and I wimpily pretended I was talking on my phone.

ugh double deckers are yuck

I lick the flavour off of crisps too! Especially salt and vinegar.

Using a twix as a 'straw' for your cup of tea is AMAZING (bite both ends off then suck up tea - obviously not when scalding hot).

No? Just me?

For the best tea drinking through a chocolate bar you can't beat a TimTam. I was introduced to TimTams by an Australian colleague. Bite off two diagonally opposite corners and use as a straw, mmmmm

Ooooh never heard of a TimTam, sounds gert exotic

I have eaten kitkat that way when I'm feeling like a rebel.

Tis true

I prefer chunky ones though

you need to find a Tim Tam

here, let me enable you

Oy, whoever's having a go at Boost bars, back off heathen and LEAVE THEM ALONE..........ok.

Crunchies, twix need to be chocolate nibbled, Galaxy must be sucked.
There are rules here people RULES!

Bourbons, custard creams and Oreos MUST be pulled apart.

Why is there not a sentence for law breakers that ARE DOING IT WRONG.

My ex used to eat everything from a plate with a knife and fork, even sandwiches ..... I stabbed him with an unplated slice of pizza, he died of shock.

Hehe Bella I love that it even has a name - 'The TimTam Slam' :o