Is there no thread for curmudgeonly Republicans to be cuntish on?

[disreputable]

I was expecting lots of miserable buggers bitching about the queen being britain's greatest benefit scrounger and william having too many teeth

where is everyone?

[Tortington]

its all high bollocks

id be willing to work the extra day rather than have to put up with this shit

[Tortington]

in fact i bleached the bathroom today and cleaned the grout

what utter utter tosh

[noddyholder]

I really don,t think I can last til Wednesday.

[ledkr]

Just caught some pics on the news and im sure Kate is shagging Harry

Id know that look anywhere.

[noddyholder]

He does look like he'd be better in the sack than William. She is too skinny foe sex you need a bit of bounce

[ledkr]

Haha yes a bag o' bones. Id be fat(ter) if I had her money,id have delish food everyday and lots of champers. That is he main reason I turned down the offers of marriage to them

[lazarusb]

I have painted the French flag on my thumbnails to register my disapproval of the monarchy. I was told yesterday by dd's friends' dad that I was being deliberately provocative and would upset lots of people....never mind eh?

[MrsBovary]

Also claiming sanctuary!

I've managed to not see any of the jubilee coverage on the TV this weekend, not a scrap

[motherinferior]

I am also incandescent at all the accusations that those of us not feeling overwhelmed with servile gratitude for a day off and a mass-produced flag are somehow incapable of having a good time.

[MissAnnersley]

I'm joining too. I can't stand it. I was at a BBQ yesterday ( a birthday BBQ) and every single person agreed that this is the biggest load of bollocks.

I can't believe how Royalist MN is. I wouldn't grovel and bow to anyone. How embarrassing.

Plus if I put up Union Jack bunting my house would be egged by outraged Celtic fans.

[Losingitall]

Bloody loving this thread! Can't be doing with it all. Fecking monarchy opium of the masses and all because of who's fanny they came out of and who the inbred sperm donor was

[Empusa]

Decided to watch E3 with DH, figured we could totally avoid all the jubilee crap that way. Then of course some fucker finished his presentation with "God save the Queen", he was American!

Also, as a favour to one of our friends we offered to give them a lift home from another friends house sometime this week. Of course they chose today at 4:30pm, and the village they were in had jubilee celebrations starting at 5pm.

We barely made it through the village!

I am happy to report though that there is no bunting anywhere near our house :D The whole town is pretty empty of it! I do like it here!

[FootballFriendSays]

Surprisingly little round here as well. It's as suburban as it gets, I was fearing a rash of bunting. And the only party seems to have been ours (obviously not jubilean).

[cybbo]

Nodders I heard Jenni Bond saying EXACTLY the same as you on Radio 4 this morning

[noddyholder]

Oh don't listen to anything royal related thank the lord!