To think the BBC coverage of the flotilla is total crap

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They really are making a pigs ear of it.

I want to see the boats (try and spot DPs dads boat)
not listen to all the crap from this presenter and that presenter and bloody poems,

OMG - Kate's clothes. Does anyone criticise her?

It's a big love in

DH - Kate looks like an airline hostess

I think the presenters love the Queen.

The BBC's debrief tomorrow will be interesting. It's so easy to get feedback from Twitter and internet forums and this is dire dire dire. It's the kind of production my family would put on if you gave us a a few weeks to prepare. Tey's have 12months plus!

oh the queen has lead weights in her skirts maybe thats why i thought she was sitting poor love has a heavy skirt

Anyone else think Camilla actually scrubs up rather well?

I'm very glad I have only just got in from work. Couldn't have coped with hours of this fawning and silliness.

Now who is this dickhead? Is he trying to do a Jon Snow impression?

Tey's have = They've had

Why didnt they just get the horrible history presenters to present this whole thing, would of been so much funnier

Oh Is this Horrible Histories? You can tell I am childless?

Definitely flynn.

That little girl in pink looks wet.

i've just said to DH how it's shit we've not been able to hear more from the boats in the flotilla

they've got the RPO on there and not heard as much as a cymbal drop

Sack Matt Baker and his punchable face. Get horrible histories in.

Who is this now?

Oh dear, this is dragging on isn't it. The Queen looks proper pissed off, did you see her leaning on the chair. I bet she can't wait for a mug of PG.

I've turned over to Triathlon on BBC2

Oh is Triathlon on?

bear behaving badly is on CBBC

Crispycod I think Queenie is more of a Yorkshire Tea Lady.

HmmThinkingAboutIt can we start a petition to get this sorted please

Can't someone give her some Goretex? Say she catches pneumonia and dies? Before the Olympics?

The commentator sounds a bit like Alan Partridge

Where's Kate? Why isn't she standing with William holding hands like a normal couple?