To think the BBC coverage of the flotilla is total crap

[RabidAnchovy]

They really are making a pigs ear of it.

I want to see the boats (try and spot DPs dads boat)
not listen to all the crap from this presenter and that presenter and bloody poems,

"Singing". Is that what they call it these days, Sparklingbunting? Hmmm?

I would need a few one to one sessions obviously Lapis.

We appear to be in a Carry On Film. (Serious Face)

Carry on Gareth.