To think the BBC coverage of the flotilla is total crap

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They really are making a pigs ear of it.

I want to see the boats (try and spot DPs dads boat)
not listen to all the crap from this presenter and that presenter and bloody poems,

turned CNN off piers morgan is ARGHHH I much prefer eamon , they are talking about royal lines when Heirs die ,

Like the babies though

Jubilee babies! Fucking ace!

This babies thing is bloody awful.

Yes lets meet babies.

We might see a peak next march - vom

So we have had a fluffy dog ans some babies, where are the kittens, someone bring kittens

Do you sense some desperation as presenters look frantically for the 'final barge,' wanting the grande finale to start do they don't have to keep simpering over the great unwashed and the royal family

Some very funny tweets about Fearne Cotton on Twitter

What the hell?

Switching off now it's turned into a panto.

it's Tess Daley and her new boobs!

What does she have on her head?

Tess just got knighted by a man in drag?!

Please can someone give th queen a large whiskey

She belongs to Sandringham WI?

Has she attended any talks?

Baked any cakes?

We watched BBC for about 5 mins and switched straight over to Sky and Eamonn Holmes!

WI ladies were on daybreak last week and apparently yes she does go to meetings once a month , dunno if she takes her jam or not

Oooh tension between Sphie and her12 year old co presenter.

or maybe it was once a year

No BBC is pure comedy. Am loving it.

Cooking in the rain, love it.

Brigitbigknickers loving those fearne tweets especially this one:

"all of these men have almost died and meeting fearne cotton is the worst thing that has happened to them"

Cannot believe that matt baker is on the tv again, for once id love to come home and turn it on safe in the knowledge his dogh like face wont be there smirking at me under his crap hair. Does he ever go home, seems like hes on everything!

This is bloody awful. Alex Jones makes me so cross. Oh no they have lost her.

Ooh - analysis of the Queen's clothes.

This is awful. The BBC should be ashamed.

Sophie fucking hates him

Did you see her face when he said: "the queen is like a pearl, the jewel in the crown"

I think Soph did well not to puke all over him