anything you should not google

[devonshiredumpling]

just wondered if there is anything you have googled and wish you had not

Nooooo, come back - I'm sure we can find something that hasn't been invented.

WAH and STOP IT. I thought the unwritten rule of dragon butter was you were safe if you didn't bloody google it. I'm never planning to and I don't want to hear about any of this. For those reading the last page first - HIDE THIS THREAD NOW BEFORE YOUR EYES DRIFT UPWARDS.

Excited, I'm not sure you are old enough to be googling anything!

Monkeyface. That had me ROFLMAO!

I haven't googled anything but it's fair put me off my egg butty!

No TWC either. :o

NEVER google Egg Butty!

After conducting extensive analysis on the above I have come to a simple conclusion: never google anything, ever.

Of course, that's not as much fun, but - that's life! (sorry, couldn't resist the cliche) Actually, don't google 'that's life' either...

Has Space Dock Fondue been mentioned yet???

Space Docking comes in a fondue version? Double urgh

Two kids in a sand pit.

It's not what it sounds like, I haven't watched it, too scared.

Sandbox, sorry, not sandpit.

Go to urban dictionary and it tells you what it is.

Sorry I'm late.

Oh my god...

Did you?

These threads make me feel a tiny bit famous. Sad isn't it.

never you took your time - and should that be 'famous' or 'infamous'?

I read the urban dictionary post, rarebreed.

This is why I don't google sick stuff:

"Adult pornography that falls under the Government's classification of "extreme pornography" is illegal to possess as of January 26, 2009, carrying a three year prison sentence. This was proposed by the Government after the murder of Jane Longhurst, claiming that such material was viewed by murderer Graham Coutts"

That scares me. I wouldn't google anything I thought was depraved.

yeah sorry, have been MN awol, nobody actually notices until these threads do their rounds.

Shall i do my annual explanation of how I got my name?

I named myself dragonbutter because my wedding dress had dragonflies and butterflies embroidered into a panel of fabric. Fine I thought. It's a fluffy name but nobody will know. And so everything was fine for a year and I got myself well and truly into being a mumsnet newbie but regular, and was thorougly entertained for the duration of my maternity leave.

Then I googled myself in an attempt to find inspiration for a halloween nickname change and discovered the definition for dragonbutter on urban dictionary. I'd been calling myself that for a year!?!

The rest, I guess, is mumsnet history. I'm now nevergoogle in the interest of decorum. And I genuinely mean it when i tell you not to google it. Why won't anyone listen to me?

Like wasps to honey I think.
Knew about the 'you having googled dragon butter' bit, but not about the wedding dress - sounds lovely (the dress, not the butter).

Mind you, I got a bit of a shock the other day when I looked up 'wet dragon' while trying to find an image of HoneyDragon for another thread - yes, yes, I should have learned from others' mistakes...

Brilliant.

My username